Kitty & Aaron gonna SMACK Melbourne!

[KittyKatSmack]

We're coming...........

And this time we are on your territory!

So time for all you Victorians/Melbournians to put away your excuses and get together to meet us!

No travelling involved, except to a central location for a dinner or something.

We want to meet you all and you don't even have to come to Canberra to do it!!!!

LOL

So c'mon you lot.......

ENTERTAIN US!!!!!!

:twisted:


Friday 19th December

Aaron & I will look forward to seeing what you can organise for us.
We are staying in South Melbourne if that helps.

Cheers
:lol:

[Rupewrecht]

how long do we have timewise?

[kyra]

nice... just around the corner from work.
i say we hit one of the eateries on clarendon and we find a nice bar to knock some drinks down.

[Cosmo Dude]

Mmm,
A bar in South Melb, I think I know an intersection without one :lol: (but I may be wrong).
I know the area but don't know the venues and would enjoy treking in for an evening out.

Rod

[mrpayner]

BAAAAHHH!!!!! Will you be in town on the 20th?? As [guess what!?!?!] I am attending the staff pissup night for Christmas break.. :( And there's no way i'm driving at night time after drinking around 5 hours of free alcohol.. :D

Pretty pretty please tell me that you're still in town on the 20th!

AP

[KittyKatSmack]

Guess what Adam....

We aren't in town on the 20th, we are in wuverly Taswegia...

But we do actually arrive in Melbourne on Thursday 18th December, haven't organised accom for that night yet.

As for how long do you have Dan, you have between now and the 18th/19th December to figure it out.

Oh that how long? I'm not telling you how long that is..... :oops: Aaron can tell if he really wants to brag 8)

OK OK 2 NIGHTS!!!!!!

But then........

dadum dadum dadum

There is the return trip from Taswegia too!!!!

We come back on the 5th of January

::YaaaaaaaaaaaaY::

*goes off like a frog in a sock*

If all these drinking establishments of ill repute are so close to our accom. then Rod and everyone 'may' be able to park cars in the Motel????

We can walk / stagger / crawl :lol:

And Adam, you better get your ass down there on Friday nite otherwise you will be in the litter mate!!!

Get someone to pick you up, get someone to call you a taxi ~ heck I will call you a mule.... ready? "you're a mule!" Just get there somehow!!!!!

C'mon Melbourne, put on your best red dress and show us what you've got!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:






Cosmic Rod: you better be wearing that hat!!!!!!!!

[Cosmo Dude]

If all else fails then the Mauri chief has booze and backs onto Johnny have a chats' gravel parking lot. Not classy but I'm sure the fire damage has been fixed :lol:

[SehnKhan]

Adam - you, Friday night, my place for accom, meet with aaron andkitty, drink, rest saturday, drink more, accom at my place, recover sunday, home evening, work monday. It's THAT easy :lol: :mrgreen:

[KittyKatSmack]

Legend Boyd, absolute Legend!!!!! Love your work!

See Adam, you got friends in all the right places!!!

And you got no game my man, no excuses, get your butt movin'!!!!!



I want to see you all there!!!!

Dan and Rod and Bill are organising at a guess, LOL!!!

Bring it on!

[mrpayner]

See Adam, you got friends in all the right places!!!

Heh.. I should hope so.. he's my bruvva! I'll see what I can do. Might have a couple of hours at the staff party.. just drink non-alcoholic beverages ;) Then rip on over to Melb! Ballarat is about an hour & 15 to spencer street station [via Westgate freeway]..

AP

[KittyKatSmack]

It will be worth it, we probably won't venture to Melbourne all that often.......

So then......

What's it going to be folks?

How are you going to entertain us?

And Aaron and I would like some idea of a cheap form of accomodation for the Thursday night please?
It doesn't have to be central or anything, we will be leaving Canberra on Thursday and I will probably be as organised as Dogo :wink: so somewhere heading into Melbourne from Canberra is fine.
Then Friday we will mosey on in towards Sth Melbourne, have lunch, do the tourist thing, run amok......
Any suggestions for Thursday night accom?
No YMCA, RSPCA or Salvation Army suggestions required, but cheap and cheerful would be nice! Clean is a MUST! If only you had Formulae 1 Motels!!!

Not asking for much am I
:lol:

[mrpayner]

If only you had Formulae 1 Motels!!!

Ahhh.. but we doo! There's a Formulae 1 motel when you get to the end of the Hume Highway that intersects the ring road around Melbourne [Melways map 7 F11-G11] but the only thing is you'll possibly want closer to the city if you're travelling down to south melb.. Recently I stayed at the Hotel Ibis [PH: 03 9666 0000] that's on Therry Street in Melb.. near Carlton [ie heaps of nice eateries and stuff, more of an upper class yuppie area], it's clean and good value.. There's sure to be other's around the place though.

AP

[KittyKatSmack]

We have the Friday night booked for the nice place in Sth Melbourne, we just want somewhere cheaper and easy for the Thursday night.

Thanks for the info, will try and look them up and see if I can book in there for Thursday night.

We will prolly want to get out of the car and shower and relax as soon as possible after such a long trip.

We were even contemplating staying over in Albury or something and cruising in on the Friday.......

Will ring the Ibis though and check out their costs...... but considering the budget I have for the whole Xmas trip and we will need accom coming back from Tassie too etc. I think I will try for economical where I can.....

But we are still staying in Sth Melbourne Friday night, so we are close to the Ferry terminal for the 0730hrs time we have to check in on Saturday morning!!!! :shock: :roll: :? :(

[Rupewrecht]

aha!

as adam said, there's the formule 1 place on the Hume just as you cross the western/metro ring road...that'd be probably a good place for you to stop after the long trip.

I say crown - plenty of bars - and plenty of fun to be had at Barcode or Galactic Circus -...actually - how good are you at bowling drunk? ;)

[KittyKatSmack]

Depends on if the drunks are swaying or staying still.... they are harder to hit when they are swaying!!!!!

:P

Found the Hume/Ring thingy F1

That'll be us on the Thursday nite!

:D

[KittyKatSmack]

In exactly 3 weeks, we will be waking up in the F1 thingy and looking forward to meeting the Melbourne members of AstinaGT!!!!!

The countdown is on.......

*no pressure!*

:twisted:

[KEEVRS]

NICE JOKE KITTY, I HATE WHEN THOSE PINS GO OUT THE BACK AND GET DRUNK
AND DONT BEHAVE. :evil:

[kyra]

Bowling?! haha, sounds good... i've never bowled at crown... i'm sure we can spend some time at the tables getting to know the dealers too :wink: not that we gamble!

Kitty, do you guys board at 7.30am or just check in at 7.30am? I go riding down beach road (the road where the boat is) at 8am, so i might meet azza and yourself at the ferry for a morning chat.

[Vix]

And we have to go to Vic Market, you told me you wanted to go there Kitty

:D :D :D :D :D :D

(and i want to go too, so it will be a good excuse) :P

[KittyKatSmack]

So who is organising the itinerary??????

[KEEVRS]

Im up for meeting you guys.keep me posted on your "melbourne Appearances".

[KittyKatSmack]

about a week and a half to go everyone!!!!

The countdown begins.......

[chipa]

So when are you 2 going through Albury????

[KittyKatSmack]

It will be Thursday 18th December sometime.......

More than happy for a stop and meet, although we will be in Bruce, the big blue XR6 Turbo, instead of my Astina.....

Big Turbo... mmmmmmmmmm

:D

If you are working, let us know where you are and we will stop in for a hello, or pm some contact info and we will stop in for a hello!

We are always happy to meet new AstinaGT members....

After all, Tony is paying me by the handshake......

LOL!!!!!!!

[chipa]

Nothing against my Astina or any others..... BUT, XR6 Turbo mmmmm drooool! That was what I was going to buy for my company/personal car but I think my boss knew how I drive and said no! I got a SP20 instead and now I just need that great big turbo! ;)

[KittyKatSmack]

1 WEEK TO GO!!!!


so where am I going to borrow a Melbourne street directory from?

anyone here in Canberra have one I can borrow for a couple of weeks?

Adam, can I borrow yours while you are out of town??? LOL, will return it to you when we see you for Summernats!


And who is doing the Road Trip back to Canberra with us on January 6th for Summernats?
C'mon, you know you want to...... :wink:

[chipa]

If you get stuck you can borrow mine when you pass through Albury.

[Rupewrecht]

if you actually tell me what times we will have you to entertain, i'll finalise the plans! ie from when in the morning etc ..|..

at the moment we're tentatively going to crown casino in the evening (as discussed at the last melbourne cruise) as they have food/booze/movies/nightclubs/video games/bowling/etc

[KittyKatSmack]

bowling??????

Well we are hoping to arrive on Thursday night, we don't know what time because we are going to stop and see the sights and say g'day to chipa in Albury on the way etc....

I still haven't booked any accom for that night either... :oops:

Friday I am tentatively looking for a lunch and need/want to include one of Aaron's friends from Uni days as I need to drop off a CD Tower to him as well. But that said, there is no reason we can't all join in :D

Friday night we are booked in to stay at the City Park Hotel http://www.cityparkhotel.com.au

Saturday morning we need to be at Port Melbourne Station Pier at 0730hrs :shock:

That's all I have for you at the moment.....

Will update you as we get more info, but if we gotta stop to spank the puppy and the submarine and spank the newbie chipa in Albury etc, I don't expect us to be early on Thursday night. Also because I have NO IDEA where we are staying, that one will have to be played a bit more by ear......

Be spontaneous!

You love it really....... :lol:

[pr1mo]

me and crystal went here last night.
if someones willing to fork out $60 for a book of 10 tickets then it could be a gooer!

http://www.comedyclub.com.au/coming.html

cheers mike

[Cosmo Dude]

City park is a quick tram ride to the Casino or a stroll down to the South Melb market (not as good as the Vic but they have the best dim sims Wednesday, Friday and weekends :P )

Rod

[CityEnd]

what time does that rex hunt fish and chip shop open up? coz be good for breakie on sat before setting to sea.. hehehe

[KittyKatSmack]

LOL

Although it all sounds good to me, Aaron is allergic to seafood......

F1 is booked and paid for Thursday night 18th December

Friday is lunch and Vic Markets methinks :wink:

Friday night is "bowling" although I have no idea how I am going to cope with that when I have long fingernails... can I use the kiddies ramp?
How about Vix and I will be the cheerleaders and you fella's can do the bowling over :D

The Comedy Club looks like fun too, but two criteria...
1. No Chicken Run DVD's available
2. We need 10 people to want to go...

We are staying at the City Hotel as I posted earlier.


DAMN I am looking forward to this and getting away for a while!!!!

So, anyone thought more about a ROAD TRIP back to Canberra for Summernats????

:twisted:
:group spanks submarine:
:group spanks puppy:
:lol:

[pr1mo]

you wouldnt need 10 people. its just that one of us melbourne folk would fork out the $60 and sell tickets to the people that want to come. if there are some left over then the person who bought em can use them nextime

cheers mike

[Cosmo Dude]

If you want a book of roads you can have my old'n. I'll need to meet yas on Friday am. F1 isn't difficult to find as it's on the road in and the Vic market is a little closer to the tall buildings and turn right ;)

Rod

[KittyKatSmack]

Giddyon up there aaron

head for them there tall buildin's pa

thens we has gotta turn right......

:shock:

OK, I has it figured this way....
I did a whereis.com direction finder thingymajig from the F1 to the City Motel, so we can get there (we can meet up with you there Rod :D )
and from there do a lunch thing "near" the Queen Vic Markets????

Drop back to motel before dinner (Rod you are welcome to come with us and get changed n stuff if you want or need to after liquid lunch :wink: ) then meet up with everyone at the Casino which is nearby the Motel we are staying at??????

Do I have that about right?

Gawd I hope so, I don't want it to get too confusing.......

[KittyKatSmack]

:shock:

[Dogo]

meet at casino. ok goddit. ... when ?

[KittyKatSmack]

*bap*

[Vix]

Kitty, it is all good...you and i can use the ramps (i need to anyway :P), either that or be cheerleaders...i don't really care which

Oh and i need to organise a chair for this week :P (i forgot :oops: )

[Aaron]

If I mention to a few others (Micro RC type people) our tentative plans for Friday will anyone be offended?

A.

[Cosmo Dude]

Bring 'em on :wink:

Rod

[Dogo]

ohhh ur coming to melbourne ?? this week ?

why didnt u SAY SO !! :P :lol:

..|..

*hides*

[Rupewrecht]

cool, sounds good.

shall we say 7pm at crown?

parking is probably best at Wilson Parking on the East side of the casino (next to the BMW showroom, as crown parking has a nit of a bad rep.

[mrpayner]

is it open 24hours?

AP

[KittyKatSmack]

Why don't people park at the motel that we are staying at?????

It's free!

:D

And it's like 2 blocks from the casino!

You can drop us girls there and park the cars back at the motel...

We promise to wait for you... AT THE BAR!!!!

:twisted:

[Cosmo Dude]

Parkin' in south melb is a bitch at the best o' times.

It's more a social thing than a car thing so come on and show KKS and A a good Melbourne time :D

[KittyKatSmack]

Now you're talkin' Rod.....

Bring yer hat!!!!!

:lol:

[KittyKatSmack]

So far, my expectation is to see:

Dan and Vix
Dogo and Grewvie
Cosmic Rod
Mr Payner
SehnKahn
Kyra
Pr1mo
KEEVRS
CityEnd

and Chipa in Albury if he ever sends me his contact info.....
You have one day Chipa!!!


So c'mon all you Victorians, where are you?
We are leaving tomorrow!

*insert Jaws theme music*

We're coming!!!!

[kyra]

I am just being lazy, but what is actually happening on which day?! Thursday or Friday? I have a work gig on Friday night and sending my parents off tonight.

Let me know the details and I'll do my best to make it!

Cheers,
Bill

[Cosmo Dude]

Lock up 'em kitties they're a commin'
Plans so far are A and KKS will be cruising down tomorrow (the 18f) and stopping off the see the puppy, the sub and Chippa (if he gets his act together :lol: ) and arriving in Melbourne that evening exhausted :P
On Friday their will be a short trip into South Melb and then the fun begins :twisted: Bring some gold coins as I plan to travel on Melbournes big green (airconditioned) limos. :D

Rod

[CityEnd]

:twisted: Bring some gold coins as I plan to travel on Melbournes big green (airconditioned) limos. :D

or the big white low riders

[KittyKatSmack]

Today's the day

the sun is shining

the petrol is free..... well on a fuel card anyway.....

Rod ~ Don't forget your hat!

Chipa did get his act together, so we will be spanking the newbie in Albury at lunchtime or just after....

And we have extra stickers for sale!!!!

WE ARE LEAVING TODAY!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY <-- said like Kermit the Frog....

*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*

*goes off like a frog in a sock*

:D

Run Dan, run.........

[KittyKatSmack]

LEAVING NOW

WALKING OUT THE DOOR

WE ARE COMING TO GET YA'S

muahahahahahahahahaha

:twisted:

[chipa]

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!!!

[Cosmo Dude]

Well their here

*spookie music*

:lol:

[SehnKhan]

am i supposed to be somewhere now or tomorrow lol

[Cosmo Dude]

Tomorrow, Friday

[SehnKhan]

Understood :D

[chipa]

*WARNING*

There is still some serious spanking to be done!!!

The puppy got it....
The submarine got it....
And they even caught me!

[Cosmo Dude]

*WARNING*

There is still some serious spanking to be done!!!

The puppy got it....
The submarine got it....
And they even caught me!

I'll wear my iron undies :oops: :lol:

[Dogo]

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave us !!

:lol:

[Rupewrecht]

from a fate worse that kitty!

as posted previously:

LUNCH!

1pm @ Queen Vic Markets!

Dinner!

7pm (onwards) @ Crown Casino
meet up near the cinemas, i guess. foodage location shall be decided there
after dinner activities may include bowling, drinking, and video games

cya there!

[mrpayner]

Dinner!

7pm (onwards) @ Crown Casino
meet up near the cinemas, i guess. foodage location shall be decided there
after dinner activities may include bowling, drinking, and video games

cya there!

See what I can do.. :wink: I have a staff function to attend..

AP

[SehnKhan]

See what I can do? See what I can do? DUDE - GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE, thats what you can do!!!

[Rupewrecht]

he piked! PIKER!

and we had him believing that i'd driven to Ballarat to pick him up....SUCKER!

thanks to all that turned up - chris, boyd, rod, me + al, dave + tracey, and of course the guests of honour *cough* kitty and aaron! :D

[SehnKhan]

hehe, "we're at the white house on the corner"
HAHAHAH!!!

Ow man, my sides are still sore from laughing!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Vix]

hehehehehehehehe

and WE didn't get spanked :P :P :P :P

[Cosmo Dude]

hehehehehehehehe

and WE didn't get spanked :P :P :P :P

Only cos you didn't ask :lol: ;)

A and KKS have landed in the Apple Isle after a loooooooooooooooooong (I guess that means uneventful) voyage. I hope Bruce didn't get sea sick :shock:

Rod

PS: We have time to prepare for the return spanking

[pr1mo]

sorry i couldnt make it peoples! next time!

what did you all get upto????????


cheers mike

[SehnKhan]

group sex

[mrpayner]

HA!! So mikey is as bigger piker as me! :o

AP

[pr1mo]

nah even bigger, im only 40 min from crown!

[KittyKatSmack]

ok you lot....

I have it all sorted now

1. Group spankings

2. No titties for Adam at Summernats

3. Look out, we're comin' back......

muahahahahahahahahah





On a sad note, the Cadbury factory had already closed for the holiday season so we didn't do the choccie trip.... Aaron is devastated
He is having chocolate withdrawals and we are trying to feed him with Nestle chocolate to keep his strength up but he says it isn't the same, he wanted to see the masses of flowing chocolate to keep some sexual fetish of his alive....

can anyone help?

LOL!!!!!!!

[SehnKhan]

Erm, well, erm. Hmm, sounds like a fairly major problemo there . . .

But, where are the pics from the event then?

[Cosmo Dude]

On a sad note, the Cadbury factory had already closed for the holiday season so we didn't do the choccie trip.... Aaron is devastated
He is having chocolate withdrawals and we are trying to feed him with Nestle chocolate to keep his strength up but he says it isn't the same, he wanted to see the masses of flowing chocolate to keep some sexual fetish of his alive....

can anyone help?

LOL!!!!!!!

If we can get Adam away from B'rat maybe he can bring a Mars bar or two.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[SehnKhan]

Ahh, Adam is somewhere up in NSW by now. But I am still in Ballarat from the festive season. Where does Adam leave his crowbar now?? :lol:

[mrpayner]

Hahaha.. yeah.. I'm in NSW now.. left at 5am on Boxing Day and got here to Mittagong at 2:30pm :D Can't wait to catch up with Mick seomtime in the next week or 2!

AP

[KittyKatSmack]

OK we are back on the north side of the island now..

tomorrow is the day

we RETURN TO MELBOURNE

the Mainland

Civilisation

the real world

ie/ get us the f@$k off this friggin island!!!!!!!!!!!

So.........

whats planned for tomorrow night?

We are staying at the same place in the city again....... I ain't ever staying in an F1 ever again!!!!!!!!!!!

Cosmic Rod : we have your sticker!

And not the casino again please?

What about a nice pub meal someone mentioned earlier in the thread?????
Please return us to sanity........ hang on, I'm asking you lot????

OH SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigBoyLemonade]

Hey im in melbourne too! :D :)

Whats going on?

[Cosmo Dude]

We can meet somewhere close to your temporary digs and stroll upto Clarendon. From their if you trip over you will fall into a pub, all that's left is to set a time and meet point.

Any other ideas are welcome

Rod

May be able to get sticker from KKS and pay Lantis at same time :?

[Dogo]

What area are u in tony? so we can try to make it centralized.

[BigBoyLemonade]

Im in Toorak but I dont have a car anymore. I had quite a large altercation on the cnr of Kings St. and Lt Bourke Lane. Lets just say airbags suck arse! Everybody is ok. I will post a topic about it tomorrow. :( :(

[Cosmo Dude]

Easy,
Catch the tram down Toorak Rd, get off at the StKilda Rd interchange, walk down Park St to the next set of lights and cross Kings way. From their turn left and about 50 meters down is KKS and A. :)

Or

Someone picks you up and drives you their :wink:

Rod

[Rupewrecht]

i say meet at the motel!

hmm kitty arrives at 7pm according to the spirit of tas website

Schedule Depart/Arrive
Day Sailing 9am/7pm

so say meet at 8pm @ the motel and go on from there?

Motel address: Kingsway, between Park Street and Albert Road, beach side

[Cosmo Dude]

Sounds good Dan

See ya there, then.

[KittyKatSmack]

Just want to post a big thankyou to everyone in Melbourne for making our time there heaps of fun!!!!!

Thanks to Cosmic Rod for the grand tour and the trip around Albert Park Grand Prix circuit too :) and for letting us drag him out all over Melbourne!!!
You are a legend, we luv you Cosmic Rod Dude Man!!! Peace!!!
*Big HUGS*

Big huggles to Vix n Rupe n Dogo n Grewvie n SehnKahn n City End for making the effort to come out to the Casino.

Hope you are getting better Vix!

And to Dan...... for coming to the markets, for taking us to La Porchetta (4 of us in the turbs with no catalytic converter, yum yum, LOL) for all of it.......

Big Smoochie Ones!!!!!

*starts singing*
you got girl germs, you got girl germs!





But a wonderful time had by both of us, Melbourne r0><0rs
:D

[BigBoyLemonade]

Im back too!!!

Thanks for picking me up guys and driving me round. Dave your metal bracket is still in Toorak if you wanna pick it up. I was at the smash repairer all day ripping out my stereo and installing it. Msg us if you wanna organise a time!

I had a great time in melb besides **** weather, slippery roads, silver top taxis and writing my car off.

I will be down within a month I hope on business so we must catch up.

[KittyKatSmack]

Did you bring back my fog light switch Tony????

And I have your $22 from Chipa for the sticker too

[pr1mo]

and the award for slackest melbourne astina owner goes to..............

[KittyKatSmack]

Chikken Run!