Have you been Pornolised?

[Rupewrecht]

Click here (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.astina gt.com%2Fforum&submit=submit), but only if you're over 18 ;)

http://www.pornolize.com/

Users:
Lantis becomes 'Shafts' LOL
Cosmo Dude = Cosmo "Omar Pussy" Dude

[Cosmo Dude]

LMFO :lol: :lol: :lol:

[pr1mo]

hehe whats my name bitch! say my name!

[pr1mo]

Performance
Engines, gearboxes and fistf**king

hahah so thats what happened to your engine dan! :shock:

[SehnKhan]

Damn funny "Readers Ride" for Wrecht:

Engine & Drivetrain:
BP26 1.9 DOHC turbo engine
- browned to 1.9L, with oversized fingered pistons
- ported/polished head
- pecked/shotpeened/linished crank/bangs
- reground cams
- HKS vernier gears
T03/T04 hybrid squirted ball licking Garrett turbocharger
Custom manifold (HPC Coated)
Wolf 3D (version 4.54) engine management
FSE rising-rate fuel pressure regulator
3" turbo-back mandrel bent exhaust (HPC Blowed)
with 3" hi-flow cat + Lukey "Dildo" Muffler
Custom billet aluminium BOV
Revhard front-mount intercooler
polished stainless steel intercooler piping
Prototype "Hard-on" Close-Ratio "Fat Ass" Dogbox (by Protech)
4 plate sprung centre Spanks "****face" Button clutch
Astina V6 driveshafts

Exterior:
'WRECHT' numberplates
Custom rear spoiler (WRX MY02 -based)
Custom 'DTM' door dripps
****ed front bar
Finger****ed
Tinted "Cock Sucker" Windows
Clear side indicators

Interior:
Custom "Muffminer" Dashboard incorporating Autometer gauges
Custom "Bonebagger" Instrument cluster wad pulls with red backlight
Instrumentation (heater etc) entering in red
Chrome gearknob
Red charvers in front footwells
Sparco aluminium race pedals

In-Car "Dirk Diggler" Entertainment
JVC Chameleon HU
Alpine DDDrive 5.25 titty ****s (f+r)
2 x 10" boxed squirts
PPI 6600 6 channel amplifier

Rolling "Big Dick" Stock:
17x7.5 OZ Racing 'Gangbangs' rims
205/40R17 Dunlop FM901s

Browns & Suspension:
Lucas performance brake pads on standard farts
Ground-Control "Anal" Coilover Sleeves
Koni "Dildo" Yellow Adjustable "Asshole" Fist****s
Whiteline 20mm rear swaybar
Whiteline front strut brace
Pedders adjustable camber pins f+r
Pedders polyurethane suspension barfs

Spanks:
Sparco "Mistress Anal" Torino Seats + full interior retrim
19" OZ Racing 'Antares' dripps
oh, and traction... ;)

[pr1mo]

woah gotta get me some of those 'anal coilover sleeves.

[Andrew_SP20]

HAHAHA... i wanna get me a set of Alpine 5.25 titty ****s and fit them to my muffminer dash too!!

[KittyKatSmack]

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.astina gt.com%2Fforum%2Fviewtopic.php%3Fp%3D23637%2323637 &submit=submit



OMG Rod, your name is just too funny, and what it does to my signature block is different everytime!!!!!

That is just tooooooo funny!!!!

Readers Ride:
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.astina gt.com%2Freaders%2Fride.php%3Fuserid%3DKittyKatSma ck&submit=submit

Especially the paragraph at the bottom:
Sex fights to the ass****s of AstinaGT.com that have given advice and shafted many "dumb" barfs. (you know who you are)



Too bloody funny!!!!!

[Cosmo Dude]

Funniest thing is it changes every time you load the screen :lol:

[KittyKatSmack]

so it does....

*cracks up all over again*

[bRaDiNhO]

hehehehe under readers rides:
Michael (Sik "**** me for a buck" Astina).

Thats an awesome program... hours of fun :lol:

[KittyKatSmack]

hours?????

so far it's been days!!!

:twisted:

[bRaDiNhO]

Yea yea some of us have to work 8-7 :evil:

i've worked for a week now after 9 months off and hate it already. :(

[KittyKatSmack]

hmmmmm

how to help....

ok, rather than think about how much you hate the job, think of how many mods you can achieve with the income!

:D

[sik astina]

lol. i like reading threads with this program. funny as! :lol:

-Mick

[MrShadow]

City park is a ass****ing quick tram ride to the Casino or a stroll down to the raunching South "Muffmuncher" Melb market (not as good as the Vic but they have the best dim sims Wednesday, Friday and fingers )

Rod
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Jerking for Mazda 3

'96 Passion "Cock Sucker" Rose 1.8 Astina
'81 White HB Cosmo "Suck my tits dry" Wad pulled 13B Turbo

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