Doh... Gimmie your favourite SIMPSONS quote

[Cosmo Dude]

Time to be a little light hearted, as the topic says

Gimmie your favourite SIMPSONS quote

[ezin]

MMMMMMM "DONUT" AAGGHHH AAGGHHH!!!! :D

[mrpayner]

"Alright brain, it's alllllll up to you... If you don't think of what it is we'll lose Marge forever! EAT THE PUDDING!!! EAT THE PUDDING!!! EAT THE PUDDING!!! EAT THE PUDDING!!! EAT THE PUDDING!!! EAT THE PUDDING!!! EAT THE PUDDING!!! EAT THE PUDDING!!!

:D

AP

[Rupewrecht]

Homer: No TV and no beer make homer ... something something.

Marge: Go crazy?

Homer: Don't mind if I dooooooooo!

[Nate]

im not easily amused .. hey look a blue car (or a noble green astina!!!)

[SP:KING]

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, i believe you have a letter for me

Post Office Guy: O.K. Mr Burns, ahh whats your first name

Homer: I dont know

[pr1mo]

my names ralf, im a brick!

[Cosmo Dude]

Leon Kompowsky (a.k.a Michael Jackson)
Homer, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you my friend will see
You've got a friend in me

[SP:KING]

Homer: Hello Dean, ure a stupid head

Dean: Homer is that you?

Homer: Ahhhhhh!

[Vix]

Bart: Homer

Homer: say daddy...

Bart: Da..Da...Dohmer

[Nate]

Bart : When i grow up i want to be just like you dad

Homer : We can change your name to Homer, and then your kids can call you Hoju

[mrpayner]

Homer: Why you little.... [usually uttered whilst chasing Bart]

AP

[arden]

Homer : Being eaten by crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

[arden]

Homer : All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

[Nate]

marge: have u noticed anything wrong with bart lately?
Homer: he got new glasses
marge: i think somethings disturbing him
homer: he misses his old glasses

[DunkyMonkey]

"Quick we need more special sauce, get that mayonnaise into the sun"

[Fludey]

Two of my favourites:

1/ Ralph Wiggum: Me fail English? That's unpossible!!

2/ Uter: Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!!

[SP:KING]

Ralph: I'll do anything for lisa

Homer: Really....

Ralph (on homers roof): Ahh Mr Simpson these tar fumes are burning my skin

Homer: Yeah they'll do that

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Homer BBQ day: Its just a little airbourne its still good its still good
Its just a little dirty its still good its still good

[MrShadow]

Homer BBQ day: Its just a little airbourne its still good its still good
Its just a little dirty its still good its still good


Face it Homer, piggy aint comin back

Burns:..When pigs fly
hahahahahahah *pig flys by*
SMither: Will you be donating that money now sir?
Burns: No, I don't hink so

[anton]

Ned: Homer i cant help but notice that you picked all my flowers for your project that your doing.

Homer: yes your flowers looked nicer.

Ned: Well I can understand that but did u have to salt the soil so nothing would ever grow back.

Homer: he he yes

[pr1mo]

hahahahahahahahaahahahahah

[LantisV6 NZ]

Homer: "You better get real good real fast or POW!"

[LantisV6 NZ]

Homer: "I have a crayon in my brain??" (points to chest)

Doctor: "We could remove the crayon, vastly increasing your thinking power. Or it could kill you"

Homer: "Increase my killing power aye? Lets do it!"

[LantisV6 NZ]

Ned: "Thats a splenderific puzzle you made there, but it looks like you're missing a piece..."

Homer: "Looks like YOU'RE missing a wife!"

Ned: "Well, I walked straight into that one..."

[Pernod]

Homer and Bart singing:
You don't win friends with salad...
You don't win friends with salad...

[Rupewrecht]

Hens love roosters,
Geese love ganders,
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!

Homer: Not Me!

Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

[MrShadow]

Ned: Hey homie, I can see your doodle!

[mrpayner]

Homer: Sax-ama-phone

AP

[Cosmo Dude]

Oh when the saints, go over there
Oh when the saints, go over there
Oh when the saints, go over there

[Bogan Bob]

Ralf Wiggum, "My mouth tastes like burning"

And as someone's already posted, Homer's meat quote ("If I went to a BBQ and there was no meat. I'd be like, 'Hey Goober, where's the meat?'"). Gold.

[SP:KING]

Ned: Homer i cant help but notice that you picked all my flowers for your project that your doing.

Homer: yes your flowers looked nicer.

Ned: Well I can understand that but did u have to salt the soil so nothing would ever grow back.

Homer: he he yes

Hahahahahah, Nice one Anton.

[BigMal]

Beans, Beans the Musical Fruit, The more you eat, the more you TOOT !!!

:)

[Osprey06]

"mmmm floor pie..." (from the episode on the other night 8) )

and see my sig... ..|..

[MrShadow]

What's wrong with all you people, snoring the night away? Night is the best time of the day!" - Jessica Alba


*on knees, worshipping* Yes Jessica, whatever you say Jesica. :D :D