Nate
10-07-2004, 11:16 PM
Hello, my name is not important, I suffer from the guilt of not
forwarding 50 billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old
girl in Tasmania with a breast on her forehead will be able to
raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents
sell her to a travelling freak show. Do you honestly believe that
Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his"
email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll
down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking
model in the magazine!" What a load of bull****. Maybe the evil chain
letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my
sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD
and brought to the Australia by midget pilgrims on the First Fleet.
F*ck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me
something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your
closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
will somehow receive a zack from some omniscient being" forwards
about 90 times. I don't ****ing care. Show a little intelligence
and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out
these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity! The point
being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you
shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel
guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to
a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. Oh, by the way
all you idiots out there: NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL
OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH
TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST
THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
forwarding 50 billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old
girl in Tasmania with a breast on her forehead will be able to
raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents
sell her to a travelling freak show. Do you honestly believe that
Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his"
email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll
down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking
model in the magazine!" What a load of bull****. Maybe the evil chain
letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my
sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD
and brought to the Australia by midget pilgrims on the First Fleet.
F*ck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me
something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your
closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
will somehow receive a zack from some omniscient being" forwards
about 90 times. I don't ****ing care. Show a little intelligence
and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out
these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity! The point
being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you
shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel
guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to
a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. Oh, by the way
all you idiots out there: NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL
OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH
TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST
THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.