Uuuggghhh, why - Are people so thick?!?!?!

[MrShadow]

[color=#810541:post_uid0]I hate people who bring in printers with the fault "Red light is on and it's not working", and the light that is on is the "Ink Empty" light. *I mean, when you're driving around, and that little red light near the fuel guage goes on (not that I let it get that far), you fill it up with petrol. *
You don't drive around and call the NRMA when the car stops and go "Well, this little red light near the fuel guage is on, does that mean something?" DUHH, it's the same with printers. *I mean, they even have error messages on the screen that say "Your ink is getting low/is empty." *(this doen't always work on all computers, so we have to give people some leeway, but the number we have in now with this fault is unbelievable).


Grrrrrrr :angry:

Oh, yeah, if anybody here has done that, I'll forgive you. But only cause you're driving Astina's, I'll let it go... :;):[/color:post_uid0]

[Trav]

[color=#3A6EA5:post_uid0]Ding - User Error, Replace User and Try again

Ding - Error between Keyboard and Chair.

ID 10T Error???

Maybe people should RTFM

Ahhh another person who has to deal with stupid questions day in and day out.... :)[/color:post_uid0]

[MrShadow]

[color=#810541:post_uid0]Ahh, I've found my soulmate!!! Ok, well, mabey that's over the top, but it's nice to know somebody else has the same problems... :)

I do like the ID 10T error, have you heard of the ESTO error?

:)[/color:post_uid0]

[Trav]

[color=#3A6EA5:post_uid0]ESTO?

In the words of Pauline Hanson "Please Explain"[/color:post_uid0]

[MrShadow]

[color=#810541:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]E[/b:post_uid0]quipment [b:post_uid0]S[/b:post_uid0]uperior [b:post_uid0]T[/b:post_uid0]o [b:post_uid0]O[/b:post_uid0]perator *:p *:D

Actually I don't think we should be broadcasting our internal error descriptions to mere mortals, just in case they see one of our acronyms on their job sheet... :;): :)[/color:post_uid0]

[Trav]

[color=#3A6EA5:post_uid0]job sheet - we use infra active - that's what the internal buton is for....

Yeah prolly not a good idea to bradcast all our TLA's...[/color:post_uid0]

[MrShadow]

[color=#810541:post_uid0]Now it's my turn to "please explain" TLA??

Should we kill them now, or just brainwash them??[/color:post_uid0]

[Trav]

[color=#3A6EA5:post_uid0]Three Letter Acronym hehehehe[/color:post_uid0]

[Asterix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Guys, I am in the same line of work.
It never ceases to amaze me wityh people's lack of knowledge & how **** scares they are when I roll out a new PC for them.
I kinda liken it to when I have a kid one day & leaving them @ kinda & having to hold their hand. When you leave they **** themselves & start crying.
Anyway, don't forget...it's their stupidity or lack of confidence/knowledge that keeps us all in a job!
Ciao,
Dave.[/color:post_uid0]

[ABC]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I have a mate that has a few rules he lives his life by:

Fundamental Rule #1: People you don't know should be considered stupid until proved otherwise.

Works for more than the odd occasion! :)[/color:post_uid0]

[KittyKatSmack]

[color=#736AFF:post_uid0]My personal faves include:

PEBKAC ~ Problem exists between keyboard and chair

This problem is offering you a Development Opportunity

This problem is testing your ability to utilise available resources

:;):

Amongst other 'smart' answers!

:D


Finally, here's something other than smiley faces....

Perfect breasts (o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )

Perky breasts (*)(*)

Big nipple breasts (@)(@)

A cups o o

D cups { O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts (oYo)

Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts (o)(O)

Pierced Nipple Breasts (Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )

Android Breasts | o | | o |

Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

Mamogrammed Breasts _

[b:post_uid0]No offence intended here everyone!!![/b:post_uid0]

NEW WORDS FOR 2003.
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who is responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing through a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING.

MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of yuppies stops working to stay home with the kids.

STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

IRRITAINMENT: Annoying entertainment and media spectacles, but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. Example: The O.J. trials.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions falling from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404, Not Found," meaning the requested document could not be located.

GENERICA: Features of the American landscape exactly the same no matter where one is. Examples: fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.

OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time where you realise you just made a BIG mistake.

WOOFYS: Well-off Older Folks.[/color:post_uid0]

[mrpayner]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Those magical words for 2003 are pretty cool Kitty!!

Don't worry Trav & MrShadow! I have a friend who knows jack diddly about PC's. He just went a bought himself a new laptop [opps! Notebook to him *:;): ] and he wants me to tell him everything. EG;

- what video card has it got?
- is the video card any good?
- is 20GB enough? Then; how come i've only got 18.6GB total space when i paid for 20GB?
- whats "shared memory" [between RAM and Video-RAM]
- does it have infra-red?
- can i connect my phone with it?
- is HP good?
- do I have that USB port thingy?
- do you use media player for watching DVD's or another program
- how do i make MP3's
- how do i do this?
- how do i do that?
- why are you getting the ****s with me?

Funny thing is, he lives in QLD and me in VIC. Ah well, he's my best mate. What can I say?? Other than "Figure it out for yourself like i did!"

Adam[/color:post_uid0]

[JynX]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I find it intriging that a girl has a bunch of "smiley alternatives" which consits of 100 different ways of representing a pair of tits.

Your not telling us somthing here...[/color:post_uid0]

[SehnKhan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Adam, ease up on Newman alright![/color:post_uid0]

[KittyKatSmack]

[color=#736AFF:post_uid2]Yes, I am!

I'm telling you that I have a great sense of humour...

(Boyfriends adds in background "and you have a great set of tits")

Such a classy thing to say, don't ya think?

:;): :cool: :D :laugh:

*cracks up*[/color:post_uid2]

[JynX]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I bet his thinking somthing else...[/color:post_uid0]

[sik astina]

[quote:post_uid0="KittyKatSmack"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes, I am!

I'm telling you that I have a great sense of humour...

(Boyfriends adds in background "and you have a great set of tits")[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#0000FF:post_uid0]:O this is getting interesting :;): whats the saying at summernats again "show us ya ****" lol

j/k :;): :laugh:[/color:post_uid0]

[JynX]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]i thought it was... "get in my tent now and suck my...."[/color:post_uid0]

[Toyboy]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]MMMMMMMMMMMM TITTIES :p[/color:post_uid0]

[SehnKhan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No offense, but referring to one of your earlier posts in this thread kitty, care to enlighten us with which style? :p j/k[/color:post_uid0]

[Rupewrecht]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]or another similar thing...

(o\ || /o)

except that one's a VW :p



but as Cornershop once mentioned: 'Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow' :;):[/color:post_uid0]

[KittyKatSmack]

[color=#736AFF:post_uid0]"Ride me like a rollercoaster toaster baby in a big four poster bed" Machine Gun Fellatio

I am so sorry, I seem to have changed the whole topic of this thread....

As for summer nats, I am gonna get a T Shirt made.
Wear it under regular T Shirt so when yobbo yells
"Show us yer Teets"
I lift outer layer shirt to reveal inner layer shirt that says:
[b:post_uid0]"EVOLVE"[/b:post_uid0]

I thought it was a crack up until one of my friends pointed out to me that it would probably go straight over their heads.

As for which breastie (alternative smilie) I am.....
I could say:
a) Guess
b) Ner Ner Na Ner Ner Not Telling
c) Ask my boyfriend

I think I have offered plenty of alternatives when maybe I should have said none of the above..... and TORMENTED you all *evil laughter*

Beddie Byes time....

Nitey Nite!

:p[/color:post_uid0]

[JynX]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]8==> /*\ - Doggy Style

8==> /0\ - Alternative Style

8==> /8\ - God Damn Fags![/color:post_uid0]

[Trav]

[color=#3A6EA5:post_uid0]reading back through some of our other threads (say five word story), it seems that our members have vivid imaginations - so kitty don't worry about telling us - let our imagination run wild :O :D[/color:post_uid0]

[MrShadow]

[color=#810541:post_uid0]Kitty, an alternative to the smacking electronics (can't remember the exact term you pulled up), another we use on a daily basis is:

Gravity Maintenance: Using the natural force of gravity to repair expensive equipment. And, because it's natural, it doens't do it any harm at all.

Oh, and regarding your tits, umm, yeah, what trav said :O :;): :p

Jynx ==> Funny stuff :)[/color:post_uid0]

[SehnKhan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And for those with no imagination, you have been sent PM's. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[KittyKatSmack]

[quote:post_uid0="MrShadow"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Kitty, an alternative to the smacking electronics (can't remember the exact term you pulled up)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#736AFF:post_uid0]Another good word is:

Technical Tap... Just let me get my sledge hammer!!!

And yes, Jynx is turning out to be a real funny bugger isn't he!

I like that!

:D

Then again, so do most of the forum members, so I am glad my sense of humour hasn't offended or put people off.....
Sometimes it can be a bit over the top!

I have been known to go too far just the once or twice, I know I know, hard to believe isn't it..... :;):[/color:post_uid0]

[Trav]

[color=#3A6EA5:post_uid0]ahh nothing like the 50lb persuader and if in dout use a bigger hammer. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. :D

Kitty: Offend ??? Take a read of 5 word story. The barrel bottom around here is titanium based. I was amazed a the creativity of our members ans some of the sh!te we came up with...[/color:post_uid0]

[O-LYM-PIC]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hey shadow, theres this red light on my printer flashin. um could u come and fix it??




heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee[/color:post_uid0]

[KittyKatSmack]

[color=#736AFF:post_uid1]*ducks outta the way so Mr Shadow has direct line of sight to o-lym-pic*

*waits to see the red laser sight dot*

*any second now......*[/color:post_uid1]

[MrShadow]

[color=#810541:post_uid0]Sorry Kitty, had to get my squad on-line.

/Trav now has about 5 red dots on his chest.

/Fire!![/color:post_uid0]

[BigMal]

[color=#000000:post_uid1]I am still dragging my cro-magman hands along the ground.
All I thought about when you said EVOLVE was like new and
improved Titties !! *Like with airbag support behind them or
something. *Just get Dirty Pierre to make you up a TShirt with
nice titties on or if you want to shock them some granny
titties that sag down to the end of the TShirt.

One last thing, who were you going to show off these Titties
to anyway ?? *Its not like your get to know the AstinaGT
club welcome is it ?? *Cause I am blind and cant tell what
they look like that way. *And I am not like Daredevil where
getting you in the rain can make me see you.... *Umm actually
a wet tshirt may work a little better for me, so I take that rain bit back.

Mal[/color:post_uid1]



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[Trav]

[quote:post_uid0="MrShadow"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Sorry Kitty, had to get my squad on-line. *

/Trav now has about 5 red dots on his chest.

/Fire!![/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#3A6EA5:post_uid0]hey!! what!! what I in the firing line for?

I did however have three red flashing lights on my three large format printers the past few days - something to do with lack of paper...[/color:post_uid0]

[Sandyman]

[color=#FF0000:post_uid0]kat, don't think they'll have the same respect for you now :p[/color:post_uid0]

[O-LYM-PIC]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]not that we had much b4!!! :D :D :D

kidding, just kidding....[/color:post_uid0]

[BigMal]

[color=#000000:post_uid1]Hope I haven't offended the girl. Your not hiding
in the litter box are you Kitty ??
Been days without a response from you on this.

Hope Not

Mal[/color:post_uid1]

[Trav]

[color=#3A6EA5:post_uid0]maybe she's too busy with the sewing machine making these t-shirts. You may have given her some good ideas.[/color:post_uid0]

[MrShadow]

[color=#810541:post_uid0]Oh, ****, I've just done a Victorian Police thing. Sorry Trav, that was meant to be olympic in the firing line... :p[/color:post_uid0]

[Trav]

[color=#3A6EA5:post_uid0]yeah had this image of me being Samuel L Jackson in the Negotiator - you know when he stands in the window and all the snipers have lasers on his chest - scary thought that!![/color:post_uid0]

[MrShadow]

[color=#810541:post_uid0]Yeah, sorry about that, but my informant gave me the wrong information. Let's just say he won't be giving ANY information anymore... :p[/color:post_uid0]

[O-LYM-PIC]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hahahaha, so i got away!!!!

yeah made a clean break for the boarder... suckers. :p :p[/color:post_uid0]

[Trav]

[color=#3A6EA5:post_uid0]hehehehe...Samart Arse :laugh:[/color:post_uid0]

[KittyKatSmack]

Kitty just watches and waits.........

Time will come for.....

Kitty's Revenge!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: