skippy
26-04-2005, 04:13 PM
How to Stop getting send this to 10 people or else emails
I have decided to make a forum for people to post up those annoying send this to 10 people or else emails,
This will have two positive outcomes,
1. You can read these for interest when bored at work,
2. You can copy and forward every single one of them in this forum and send them back to the people who sent you this potential bad luck email. Having to send 10 messages to 10 people will surely give them the ****s and if they actually do it give everyone else the ****s and thus stop them forwarding these things either to you or anyone else in the future.
I see this as a great service and one that will be quite valuable cause I hate those dam things.
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
>
> I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
> 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
> love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine
> and skin smooth.
> 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis,
> skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes
> your skin glow.
>
> 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
> dinner.
>
> 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones
> up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming
20
> laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
>
> 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
> the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
> feeling of well-being.
>
> 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active
> body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These
> subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
>
> 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECT
> IVE THAN VALIUM.
>
> 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva
to
> wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay,
> preventing plaque build-up.
>
> 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
> tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
>
> 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
> antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
>
> This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in
a
> room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the
> world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will
> visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in
turn,
> send it on.
> If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of
> your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot
> and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex
(who
> doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
>
> Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours.
> Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
> Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even
if
> you are not superstitious
>
I have decided to make a forum for people to post up those annoying send this to 10 people or else emails,
This will have two positive outcomes,
1. You can read these for interest when bored at work,
2. You can copy and forward every single one of them in this forum and send them back to the people who sent you this potential bad luck email. Having to send 10 messages to 10 people will surely give them the ****s and if they actually do it give everyone else the ****s and thus stop them forwarding these things either to you or anyone else in the future.
I see this as a great service and one that will be quite valuable cause I hate those dam things.
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
>
> I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
> 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
> love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine
> and skin smooth.
> 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis,
> skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes
> your skin glow.
>
> 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
> dinner.
>
> 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones
> up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming
20
> laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
>
> 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
> the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
> feeling of well-being.
>
> 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active
> body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These
> subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
>
> 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECT
> IVE THAN VALIUM.
>
> 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva
to
> wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay,
> preventing plaque build-up.
>
> 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
> tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
>
> 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
> antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
>
> This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in
a
> room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the
> world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will
> visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in
turn,
> send it on.
> If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of
> your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot
> and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex
(who
> doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
>
> Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours.
> Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
> Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even
if
> you are not superstitious
>