urban legends

[Rupewrecht]

Whats the best one you've heard lately?

best one i've heard recently is about how a Sizzler restaurant was closed down.

This woman goes there and orders chicken. It turns up at her table cold, so she sends it back. All is fine, but she doesnt finish it and so gets the leftovers put into a doggy bag.

A few days later she gets sick with (apparently) food poisoning, and so goes to the doctor who tells her she has something else! She has no idea how this could have happened, but mentions to him that she has the leftovers from that meal. She brings them in to the doctor, who gets some test run on the chicken.

The results of the tests showed that the chicken contained not one but TWO types of semen...

anyone else got a story they'd like to share? heheh

[MrShadow]

When you say "two types" are we talking like two different guys, or are we talking like the dog and the chef both had a go?

[Rupewrecht]

lol fair call. 2 different guys,

[Toyboy]

LOL,thats Nasty :P ,I wonder if sik was working there when it happened :wink:

[sik astina]

LOL,thats Nasty :P ,I wonder if sik was working there when it happened :wink:


wtf? right! lol

[mrpayner]

I heard a similar story about a restaurant in Wollongong somewhere...... I was doing a TAFE course and the teacher told us about this story. Mick, name a few of the restaurants at wollongong, it wasn't a chain and i remember seeing ads on TV for this particular one [if that helps]. I've had a mental brain fade as to what the restaurant is....[this extra large glass of wine ain't helpin..]

Adam

[LantisV6 NZ]

Ok, I don't really think this is an "Urban Legend" but it’s the closest I've got...

A policeman was doing routine lasering of passing motorists out in the southern England countryside. He noticed that a car was coming rather fast towards him in the distance and so did his best to clock his speed before the motorist could see him pointing the laser gun at him...
To the cops amazement he clocked this car at 651mph and just then his radar gun turned off and wouldn't turn back on... Baffled the cop went back to the police station to get a replacement radar gun...

Now what the cop didn't know at the time, but found out not long after in the news was that there had been live ammunition training exercises going on by the RAF (Royal Air Force)... He had actually clocked a Tornado fighter jet in the distance (hence the 651mph) and as an automatic electronic counter measure this Tornado had jammed the cops radar and locked a Air-to-ground missile on the policeman’s location and if it wasn't for the quick thinking of the pilot the missile would have automatically fired...

That should teach them for pointing those damn hair dryers at us!!! :lol:

[BigBoyLemonade]

The famous one for canberra is that some guys drove past a speed camera van. They decided to stop get out and ask the the guy a few things about the van... As two of the guys were chatting one guy went round the front and back of the van and unscrewed the speed camera vans number plates... Then drove away, then fitting the van's plates to their car they drove back and forth a few times with the camera taking photos of its own number plate.

[MrShadow]

The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The metal debris resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it turned out to be the vaporized remains of an automobile. The make of the vehicle was unidentifiable at the scene.

The folks in the lab finally figured out what it was, and pieced together the events that led up to its demise.

It seems that a former Air Force sergeant had somehow got hold of a JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) unit. JATO units are solid fuel rockets used to give heavy military transport airplanes an extra push for take-off from short airfields.

Dried desert lakebeds are the location of choice for breaking the world ground vehicle speed record. The sergeant took the JATO unit into the Arizona desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, accelerated to a high speed, and fired off the rocket.

The facts, as best as could be determined, are as follows:

The operator was driving a 1967 Chevy Impala. He ignited the JATO unit approximately 3.9 miles from the crash site. This was established by the location of a prominently scorched and melted strip of asphalt. The vehicle quickly reached a speed of between 250 and 300 mph and continued at that speed, under full power, for an additional 20-25 seconds. The soon-to-be pilot experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners.

The Chevy remained on the straight highway for approximately 2.6 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied the brakes, completely melting them, blowing the tires, and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface. The vehicle then became airborne for an additional 1.3 miles, impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.

Most of the driver's remains were not recovered; however, small fragments of bone, teeth, and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.

Ironically a still-legible bumper sticker was found, reading
"How do you like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-****."

Thanks to http://www.darwinawards.com for this one!!

[IceWish]

kool....

[Cosmo Dude]

My favorite,
A motorist was driving home late in the afternoon and decided that while it was getting dark that he only had a fiew blocks to go before he was home and didn't turn his headlights on.
A Police car spotted him and pulled him over for not having his lights on. The driver claimed that it was a close call and he only had a short distance to travel, the Police didn't listen :shock: and proceded to write the ticket. As the officer handed the ticket to the driver he explained his plight one last time before accepting the ticket.
When the smug copper turned to return to his car the disgruntled motorist called to him explaining that he was a Work Cover inspector and that if it was dark enough to have his lights on that the police should have their night jackets on and issued an on the spot fine of his own and a please explain to police head office.

:twisted: 8) :twisted:

Rod

[Trav]

now that would be an extremely funny situation rod...how pissed would that police officer be...

[MrShadow]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol:

[SehnKhan]

Adam, you are thinking of Zitas restaurant

[mrpayner]

Yes, i think that's the one.....