The Astina Commandments

[Rupewrecht]

• Thou shalt not smoke (tobacco, weed, or anything else)
• Thou shalt not be able to drive the car. Do NOT bother asking.
• Thou shalt not eat or drink, unless given permission by Dan
• Thou shalt not carry weapons inside the vehicle
• Thou shalt not slam the door, or close it by the glass
• Thou shalt not lift the boot via the spoiler
• Thou shalt not place thy feet on mine seat or dashboard
• Thou shalt wear a seatbelt in the car
• Thou shalt not have faeces on thine footwear
• Thou shalt not touch the car stereo or remote unless permitted
• Thou shalt not touch any buttons. Thou is permitted to wind down the window if the air-conditioning is inactive
• Shotgun may only be called within eyeshot of the car and is validated by Dan. Passengers with special disabilities or status may default to the front seat.
• Release of LBF gas must be given at least a 2 second warning so it can be judged. If a SBD is released, Guess The SBD-Releaser can be played.
• Thou shalt not make stupid performance recommendations, eg Oh Great Dan, You Should Get NOS
• If thou chooses to sit in the middle back seat without a seatbelt, and is caught, thou shalt pay the fine.
• Thou shalt not abuse neighbouring vehicles unless given validation by Dan
• Thou shalt not leave any rubbish behind
• Thou shalt not complain about speed or roughness of ride
• Thou shalt not diss the Astina or complain about the backseat

any others?

[KittyKatSmack]

Perfect

Thou shalt not diss the driving of said Astina by it's owner!

[BigBoyLemonade]

Thou shalt not close the rear doors by holding the paint or glass window... Thou shall close using small plastic triangle bit

[ABC]

Thou shalt not 'bump' close the door with thine fat ass if it doth nay close on ye olde first attempt.

Not so much of a problem in the Astina but shat me to tears on my old car. :cry:

[BigMal]

Thou shalt not complain that the ride is bumpy cause it looks GOOD
3" lowered.

[KittyKatSmack]

Thou shalt not slam the friggin door, it's not a falcadore mate!!!!!!!

[sik astina]

Thou shalt not lean on thy astina

[KittyKatSmack]

Mine girly type friends will NOT put sodding handbags on the roof of Mine Astina

grrrrrrrrr

[sik astina]

Mine girly type friends will NOT put sodding handbags on the roof of Mine Astina

grrrrrrrrr


LOL Leanne suffered from that misfortune over the weekend... while out
shopping together her friend put her bag on Leanne's car, only to have
Leanne quickly snatch it off the car, while Leanne made *tsch tsch* noises
of disapproval. lol


-Mick

[KittyKatSmack]

Mine girly type friends will NOT put sodding handbags on the roof of Mine Astina

grrrrrrrrr


LOL Leanne suffered from that misfortune over the weekend... while out
shopping together her friend put her bag on Leanne's car, only to have
Leanne quickly snatch it off the car, while Leanne made *tsch tsch* noises
of disapproval. lol


-Mick

Leanne hath much more patience than I methinks........

*waves* Hi Leanne! Get Mick to do your rear swaybar, is awesome! :D

[sik astina]

*waves* Hi Leanne! Get Mick to do your rear swaybar, is awesome! :D


haha, she doesn't go fast enough for that :P

[Rupewrecht]

Ypou might as well put one on hers, Mik. It's not like you drive yours any more :p

[sik astina]

LOL thats true, :lol: Have to keep the show room shine ;) wont be able to dive it soonish anyways :wink: :D :D :D

[MrShadow]

Thou shalt not make the comment "Astina, isn't that an old mans car?"
If thou shutteth the door by pushing on the window, thou shalt feel mine iron shod foot up thine ass
Thou shalt not play "My electric window is faster than yours"

[KittyKatSmack]

Thou shalt not play "My electric window is faster than yours"

LOL
LOL
LOL
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[mrpayner]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's great Dan and others!!

So does this mean that the beast is back in business. I noticed that you changed your signature and the "Coming soon...." has disappeared, Dan??

Adam

[supergirl]

few more for ya ...

Thou shalt not ask is that a Laser? Or risk permanent injuries to closest body part/s.

Thou shall dust feet or dirty parts off first at least 1m away from Astina. Or as above risk losing said dirty parts.

And ditto to the handbag rule ... i hate that with a passion!!!

[Sandyman]

*i laugh at shaoow's window's racing rule*

thou shalt not playeth populous stylus melodies and/or nelly

thou shalt not allow thyself to be beateth by a suburu, unless thy coffee has no little plastic cover thingy, providing dan has alloweth thy coffee in the firsteth placeth

[Rupewrecht]

heheh i like that one Sandy..but no - no coffee! :lol:

It's gettin hot in herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeee *groan* gah!

So does this mean that the beast is back in business. I noticed that you changed your signature and the "Coming soon...." has disappeared, Dan??

nah, but it's closeish. Just felt like having the Models quote instead (and the sig allowance wasnt long enough for both!) - i've just read the James Freud autobiography. Anyone even remember the Models? :roll:

[KittyKatSmack]

*Kitty timidly puts up hand*

I saw the models live in Perth

Outta sight outta mind was the last concert I remember....
but I think remembering a Models concert defeats the purpose doesn't it?
Kinda like a Chrissie Amphlett and the Divinyls, LOL

[Rupewrecht]

hehe at least someone knows what i'm talking about. i actually went to see them on their 2001 reunion tour :oops:

and i've got all their releases :oops: on vinyl too :oops: :oops: :roll:

[KittyKatSmack]

hahahaha

vinyl, now you're talking!!!!

OK, what was the first album you ever owned?

I bet it wasn't as bad as mine was.

I promise I will admit to what it was ~ EVENTUALLY!

:wink:

[Sandyman]

*winces at nelly lyrics

:x

bad bad song. i had to listen to it on the way home from school(which is like 45 minutes trip)... damn yr 12 sister...damn laser standard audio...damn dodgey supercheap auto cdplayer that don't blay burnt cds...

"thou shalt not replaceth the standard tape deck with a dodgey budgo supercheap auto cd player."

[Rupewrecht]

CD: "Wish" - The Cure

Vinyl: umm i'm honestly not sure...

/me goes and looks

Probably something by Icehouse!

something from the 80's anyway, Actually i think it was New Orders' "Substance" :D

and c'mon now - tell!

[KittyKatSmack]

I remember owning 12" of New Order's Blue Monday but that wasn't the first album ever.

I bought two albums, the first one was a various artists called 1981 Off the Wall (no michael jackson in sight) but it was and still is a great album, the second album was a band, an american band, very big they were...

very embarrassing..... so far yours isn't embarrassing enough Dan!
although Icehouse is very embarrassing, Iva Davis was so very....

Question: Do you remember the first single released by Duran Duran?
No Canberra members to answer this because I asked the question last weekend, and someone did actually get it right :wink:

*Kitty wonders if she has successfully avoided telling the embarrassing album*

[Rupewrecht]

Big american band in 1981....hmmm

Iva 'Davies' thankyou very much :P And their new remixes album (Meltdown) is quite good - featue\ring a lot of wellknown oz remixers..

And yes, the first single (post Simon LeBon we're talking here right*) was
Planet Earth...der!

*Steven 'TinTin' Duffy was actually the first singer of Duran Duran, but left shortly before the release of their first single

and no, you didn't! Fair's fair!

[Cosmo Dude]

Thou shalt not rub against Astina with jeans (take 'em off first) thine copper studs scratch :x (remove thine clothing prior :D )

Thou shalt not reffer to Kitty Kat Smack as LOVE yest ye be cast to the deep end of the litter :oops:

[nupes]

Question: Do you remember the first single released by Duran Duran?
No Canberra members to answer this because I asked the question last weekend, and someone did actually get it right

And who might this someone be?

[KittyKatSmack]

Yes, nupes is to get the credit for getting the Duran Duran (Simon Le Bon) question right at the CAI Day!

LOL Cosmo Dude, you are a gem MWAH!

And I didn't answer yet did I Dan? Hmmmmmmm
Another hint is difficult because it's hard not to make it a dead give away.
More of a metal band than a soft band. I liked the first drummer, he was catlike like me. THAT is such a hint!!!!!!!!!!
And Dan, you listened to too much music in the 80's, LOL
(sounds kinda like me :oops: )

[MrShadow]

/MrShadow makes no comment about the Nelly remarks. Whistles softly and quietly backs out of room.

[Rupewrecht]

Kiss? oh dear...yes, that's infinitely more embarassing :P

[KittyKatSmack]

See, there were absolutely no hints that weren't a dead give away!!!

and yes Kiss!!

I thought they were awesome!!!

And embarrassing or not, I still sing along to

"I was made for lovin' you baby, you were made for lovin' me"
and I can't get enough of you baby, can you get enough of me

tonight...........

:wink: :lol:

[kyra]

'thou female shalt swallow'!
hehe

[BigMal]

First Album - Queen the Works.

As for Icehouse saw them on their "Man of Colours" tour at the
Tivoli in Sydney and have never seen so many panties flying around
a room to this day. "You gotta be crazy Baby"

Mal

[Rupewrecht]

LOL @ Mal

another one (for the turbo boys)

"Thou shalt laugh hysterically when asked (by the driver of the 200SX you've just beaten) 'is it stock'"

and yes, i did get asked that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[KittyKatSmack]

I hope your reply (with a straight face) was "yeah, she's stock mate"

coz that's what I would have said, and then seen how long it would have taken him to figure it out

:lol:

[Sandyman]

is kyra in the kitty litter tray now kitty?

[Rupewrecht]

hehe i doubt it as she's said worse things that that!

but she wouldn't be the first girl to have double standards :P :twisted:

[KittyKatSmack]

Oooooh Dan....
Ouch baby, very ouch!!!

Methinks you are being very bitchy.

Put your claws away and play nicely or I'll send you some starflower oil!

:P

[Rupewrecht]

Bitchy?? Moi? Must be the purple shirt infuencing me from the grave :P :wink:

and what the hell is starflower oil? GODDAMN HIPPY CRAP!!!

[Trav]

At risk of ending back in the litter - KittyKS is old and should remeber all those bands/artists...I wonder what excuse I have.... :cry:

[Trav]

my guess is that it would have been Michael Jackson's Thriller Album. It was and still is the biggest selling album in history...

[KittyKatSmack]

OK fella's, this has stopped being fun now....

Thanks all the same.

[Rupewrecht]

awww! :oops: :(