Kiwi Joke:
Is this the police??
Yes it is. How can we help you?'
'I'm calling to report my neighbour, Rangi. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!'
'Thank you very much for the call.'
Early next morning, police officers descend on Rangi's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece
of firewood but they find no cocaine.They swear at Rangi and leave.
The phone rings at Rangi's house.
'Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop up your firewood?'
'Yeah.'
'Happy Birthday bro!'
