Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I hope you are enjoying our non-stop flight to, ahh, hmm... Anyway, the trouble makers have promised that they have enough substances to share, so shortly, when the seatbelt light goes off, our beutiful hostesses will begin distributing the substances to you all. Once again, from all of us up here on the flightdeck, please enjoy your flight, and thank you for flying with Shady Airlines.
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Gimme a caffeine drip and I'll be right....
Confuscias say "man who go to sleep with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger"
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