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Old 05-05-2010, 07:30 PM   #1705
mikey_something
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Ok so when i get junk mail i sorta just watch the number next to the junk folder increase and then let it delete itself after 10 days. But today i decided to sift through and see what the lovely people of the internet are trying to get from me/sell me... viagra, cialis, laptops, $100000 from a foreign national, you know... the usual.

But strikingly this time... i got a rather different one lol...
and it was so unique that i felt... i had to reply.
Now due to the new rules of the forum i've censored some words but i'm sure you'll fill in the blanks






> Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2010 22:59:20 -0400
> Subject: You Have 72 Hour To Respond To This Mail Or Forget It
> From: info@rip.com
>
> Good Day
>
> I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like
> this if you don't comply, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it
> within10 days.Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means,
> and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to
> us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names,
> photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you
> are in doubt with this I will send you to death.
>
> Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried
> out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered
> them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just
> felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you
> first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my
> men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you
> think is safer for you to hide might not be. Now do you want to LIVE OR
> DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal
> with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life,
> $6,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $3,000 usd
> then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and
> when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $3,000 usd If you
> are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the
> assignment after all I have already being paid before now.
>
> Warning:
> Do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will
> extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody want
> you dead, and the person knows all members of your family as well. For your
> own good I will advise you not to go out once is 7pm until I make out time to
> see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you
> dead then you can use it to take any legal action.
>
> Note: You Have 72 Hour To Respond To This Mail Or Forget It.
>
> Good luck as I await your response.
>
> Cross. Killer
>




Reply from me:
Hello,

i do hope you enjoyed the videos your men have taken of me.
As you have probly been well informed by the person who wants me dead, i am in the p***ography business.
In the last few days i have been involved in a few group s** videos and was hoping that to sell them on the internet for profit.
However you probly now have copies of them from different angles, hope you enjoyed them. Did you like the asian from 2 days ago?

Anyway, i'm a working man, as are you by the sounds of it, and we both know what its like to have to meet deadlines.
But i'm telling you, this is a deadline you can relax on mate. Be a patient man, just kick back and relax and if you wait long enough
more free p*** will probly get reported back to you by your men.

So anyway, at the current exchange rate, $6000US is going to equate to around 7 or 8 suck my d***?
If this figure sounds correct please email me back and i'll organise for you to pay me.

Please respond ASAP! The exchange rate fluctuates more than your mother's weight.
Sincerely, Dead_Man_Walking (apparently)

OH! P.s!
I just looked at the clock, sorry, forgot you didn't want me outside after 7pm.
I was taking a leisurely stroll about the neighbourhood and emailing you from my laptop.
My apologies, won't happen again.
But to clarify, would you mind if i went out again at around 9:30pm? It's when i like to walk my dog.
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