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17-05-2006, 01:27 PM | #161 | |
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18-05-2006, 09:17 AM | #162 |
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Q. What do you call it when John Hopoate and Wendell Sailor start a band?
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19-05-2006, 12:26 PM | #163 |
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If it's not the first photo that comes up, go to photo number 6. Any one from Melbourne will find the humour and truth in it!!
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19-05-2006, 12:29 PM | #164 |
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damned seaford hilbillies
http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf a bit of fun. been around before, but it's rebranded for Pugs this time edit: my best time is now 45.1...I really should stop playing this and do some work!
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19-05-2006, 05:57 PM | #165 |
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wow, i got 16 point something secs just then (after 3 tries), nice find rupe!!!!
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23-05-2006, 11:18 AM | #166 | |
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u like watching the milkman get his head cut off?, and then the milkmans wife being killed and then raped.. and then the little girl being shot in the head also? ur wierd wanna go out some time? |
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23-05-2006, 12:00 PM | #167 |
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james bond likes his martinis shaken not stirred and his women shaven not furred
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23-05-2006, 02:08 PM | #168 |
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i cbf getting rid of the arrows
1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid >problem? >2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I >realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him >to forgive me. >3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go >swimming. >4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on >with my real ladder. >5) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But >one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my >bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was >sticks and stones all the way. >6) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why >he got thrown out of the fire brigade. >7) Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd >better have a good hand. >8) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said >Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.' >9) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of >meat? >10) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and >give the wrong answers. >11) You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. > >Peter Kay's Questions >1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? >2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the >core of the earth >3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? >4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your back side >5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is >stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? >6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? >7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for >centuries have a 'use by' date? >8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible >crisp no one would eat? >9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? >10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll >squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? >11. What do people in China call their good plates? >12. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't >point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom? >13. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? >14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? >15. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over billion stars >in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint >somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? >16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at >you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the >window? > >Peter Kay's Universal Truths >1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. >2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. >3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your >pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. >4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. >5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a >calculator. >8) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. >9) You never know where to look when eating a banana. >10) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. >11) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. >12) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your >teacher mum or dad. >13) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way >through and then raced against the flush. >14) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. >15) You never ever run out of salt. >16) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got >your hand or head stuck in something. >17) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. >18) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their >arm broken by a swan. >19) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an >upturned plug. >20) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. >21) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood >specifically to stir paint with. >22) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. >
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23-05-2006, 02:26 PM | #169 |
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hahahaha Gold at the last post rupe! was very entertaining
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23-05-2006, 07:25 PM | #170 |
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23-05-2006, 10:34 PM | #171 |
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hahahahha, these ones are brillant!:
7. Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 11. You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. 8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 15. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? 17) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. lol, even i did this in the naughtys.. 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. |
23-05-2006, 10:42 PM | #172 | |
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that is just farken go stuff there man. i still do the calculator thing. lol 338008 . hey but my dad took his computer to game dude in brissy. because it was making this crappe noise. they had a look at it for like 3 days and called back and said."hey we fixed ur computer. it was a id-10t error. but we just used a PCBKAC to fix it." lol when he told me this i just LMFAO.
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24-05-2006, 08:07 PM | #174 | |
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24-05-2006, 08:33 PM | #175 |
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24-05-2006, 09:42 PM | #176 |
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I always preferred blaming it on the "Code 18 error"
i.e. the error is 18 inches from the screen.
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24-05-2006, 10:24 PM | #177 |
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http://s80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...=SchoolBus.flv
Has anyone seen this before? I reckon it's awesum (Hmm, tried to go through the link a couple of times and it keeps coming up blank. but if you refresh the page, it comes up with the clip. im confused!!) Last edited by Beckie; 24-05-2006 at 10:31 PM. |
25-05-2006, 12:34 AM | #178 |
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wow!! that is absolutley insane!!!!!!!!!! how did he do that!??! lol
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25-05-2006, 08:08 AM | #179 |
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Q:what Do Lebs And Cigaretts Have In Common?
A: Everyone Wants Them Banned From Clubs And They Come In Packs Of 25
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