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Old 29-10-2012, 05:07 PM   #2581
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haha i love it, look like the person drawing it was bored lol

like billy madison in 3rd grade lol
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Old 30-10-2012, 03:33 PM   #2582
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After seeing David Thornes' Magic 8 Ball Wednesday I decided to do the same on my Facebook.

Not as amusing but just as fun.



I'm not entirely sure why I blanked the last names but oh well.

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Old 04-11-2012, 10:55 PM   #2583
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Funniest thing i've seen in a long time. I couldn't stop crying for about 20 minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

Edit: Theres more of them!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU

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Old 06-11-2012, 01:14 PM   #2584
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:01 PM   #2585
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Haha...that's me right there mikey.

Here's a few one liners I said last week at work...


Talking to tradie "I was talking to the boss about where he buys the heatshrink from. He replied "ryan we get it from cj's, but we may need to find another supplier" why's that? "because their product lines keep shrinking once they get in heated arguments with their clients".
Tradie Didnt think much of that one so I said "did you hear about the guy who robbed a hardware shop the other day?" He replied "no I didn't, what happened?" I said I saw it on a thread on facebook..the cops showed up but he made a bolt for it and they weren't fastener(enough)... It drove the cops nuts until the culprit was found."
He thought that was slightly funnier...
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Old 16-11-2012, 11:20 AM   #2586
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Old 16-11-2012, 11:27 AM   #2587
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hahaha LMFAO, had a great chuckle to that lol funny as
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Old 16-11-2012, 11:47 AM   #2588
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Hahaha man they are really serious ay?
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Old 19-11-2012, 09:16 AM   #2589
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http://youtu.be/2y3c0IjVzbc

oh man.
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Old 19-11-2012, 10:25 AM   #2590
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I love the guys laugh. Makes me laugh more haha.

Wouldn't you be annoyed though if that happened to you.
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Old 21-11-2012, 07:31 PM   #2591
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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. For the last 25 years I've been driving a funeral car."
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Old 21-11-2012, 07:35 PM   #2592
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hmmmmm i find this very relivent atm

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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. For the last 25 years I've been driving a funeral car."
bahhahahahahhaha... ZOMBIES !!!!
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Old 21-11-2012, 09:19 PM   #2593
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lol man i was crying when i read it lol
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Old 21-11-2012, 09:21 PM   #2594
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I love the guys laugh. Makes me laugh more haha.

Wouldn't you be annoyed though if that happened to you.
honda quality just falls apart but seriously who does that lol and second on the dudes laugh ay lol
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Old 21-11-2012, 11:06 PM   #2595
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honda quality just falls apart but seriously who does that lol and second on the dudes laugh ay lol
Theres nothing wrong with Honda's its the doodles you put behind the steering wheels that do this **** that give hondas a bad name

YES I WENT THERE!!!!
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Old 22-11-2012, 10:34 AM   #2596
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This is great advertising. I'll be singing this all day.

http://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw
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Old 22-11-2012, 09:35 PM   #2597
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This is great advertising. I'll be singing this all day.

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Im gunna learn this dance....
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Old 22-11-2012, 11:11 PM   #2598
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Old 23-11-2012, 12:08 PM   #2599
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This is great advertising. I'll be singing this all day.

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ummmm hahaha lol


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oh yer prardo wins that guy was a dick
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Hahahaha that is awesome
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