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10-01-2010, 08:52 PM | #1501 | |
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My Shepherds in the Avatar haha "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" - Jimi Hendrix |
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10-01-2010, 09:49 PM | #1502 |
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Every BPT needs attention before or by 200k, his hasn't had it...
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11-01-2010, 11:32 AM | #1503 |
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50,000 Kiwis meet in Eden Park for a "Kiwis Are Not Stupid" Convention. Helen Clark says, "We are all here today to prove to the world thet Kiwis are not stupid. Ken I hev a volunteer."
Carlos Spencer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Helen asks him, "What uz fufteen plus fufteen?" After fufteen or 20 seconds Carlos says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 50,000 Kiwis start chanting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Helen says, "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gitting 50,000 of you un one place end we have the world wide priss end global broadcast media here, I thunk we ken guv hum another chance." So she asks, "What uz sivven plus sivven?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!" Helen is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh - everyone is disheartened. Carlos starts crying and the 50,000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Helen, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance...What uz two plus two?" Carlos closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!" Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 Kiwis jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream... "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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19-01-2010, 08:07 PM | #1504 |
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19-01-2010, 09:34 PM | #1505 |
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lol at those haha
i love the videos, especialy the one with the 200sx... sif that could ever beat a 200.. the guy wasnt even trying haha (wh would u try against a POS) |
19-01-2010, 09:39 PM | #1506 |
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19-01-2010, 09:44 PM | #1507 |
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19-01-2010, 10:08 PM | #1508 |
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19-01-2010, 10:20 PM | #1509 |
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LOL, good one, im liking one of the related vids!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BhFn...eature=related
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20-01-2010, 09:36 AM | #1510 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktJvbmxYoaI
funniest durex ad of all time
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20-01-2010, 03:52 PM | #1511 |
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I've just stopped cacking myself......is this serious? hoo hoo......some here may not know of this toss but some do I still don't get why he buys these turboed cars & then trys to flog em' off as special, you bute cars. Sure they're good but, not the only ones around! Thinks he's a Marketing Guru. Figure? If I get this German thing I been mentioning a bit on the sly/bit for opinions, I may PM him & offer it for twice the price I pay whataya reckon Gav? He'll wet himself with 220 odd rwkw's He raves over 110fwkw's from what I've seen. What will he do with double?......
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My Shepherds in the Avatar haha "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" - Jimi Hendrix |
20-01-2010, 06:07 PM | #1512 |
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He'd only root the gearbox and then try and sell it for even more profit...
BTW: The second and third images are actually quotes from Roger. Gav. |
20-01-2010, 06:23 PM | #1513 | |
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oh......in case you were still wondering, that **** on his face is....well.....you know, it's bit exciting sitting in his car (xxx sound effects)
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23-01-2010, 10:11 PM | #1514 |
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24-01-2010, 12:33 AM | #1515 |
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. wtf were they thinking. and how the hell did they get it onto the grass for the photo without crashing it
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26-01-2010, 10:13 PM | #1516 |
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No Love? Bloody Volvo driver!
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29-01-2010, 01:12 PM | #1517 |
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Not funny, but a brilliant little game by Verbatim Japan. Lotsa fun too!
http://www.verbatim.jp/senshuken (not mine)
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29-01-2010, 01:45 PM | #1518 |
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Love it dan!!!
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29-01-2010, 02:02 PM | #1519 |
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Not a funny one, but anyone interested in forming with composites...
http://www.su27.de/inhaltindex.htm It might take a while to go through the whole thing. |
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