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Old 10-01-2010, 08:52 PM   #1501
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The thing is, he's had the car for a year or so now, and in that time he has been trying to sell it [with a dodgy gearbox scam too!], and the kms haven't gone up, and is still using the pics with the Simmons wheels that he got with it... You should see the porkies he was trying to sell on BPT and 4WD gearboxes on FL.
Gav, the donk is suss too apparently
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Old 10-01-2010, 09:49 PM   #1502
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Every BPT needs attention before or by 200k, his hasn't had it...
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Old 11-01-2010, 11:32 AM   #1503
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50,000 Kiwis meet in Eden Park for a "Kiwis Are Not Stupid" Convention. Helen Clark says, "We are all here today to prove to the world thet Kiwis are not stupid. Ken I hev a volunteer."

Carlos Spencer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Helen asks him, "What uz fufteen plus fufteen?"

After fufteen or 20 seconds Carlos says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 50,000 Kiwis start chanting,

"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Helen says, "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gitting 50,000 of you un one place end we have the world wide priss end global broadcast media here, I thunk we ken guv hum another chance."

So she asks, "What uz sivven plus sivven?"

After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!"

Helen is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh - everyone is disheartened. Carlos starts crying and the 50,000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,

"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Helen, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance...What uz two plus two?"

Carlos closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 Kiwis jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream...

"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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Old 19-01-2010, 08:07 PM   #1504
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Old 19-01-2010, 09:34 PM   #1505
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lol at those haha
i love the videos, especialy the one with the 200sx... sif that could ever beat a 200.. the guy wasnt even trying haha (wh would u try against a POS)
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Old 19-01-2010, 09:39 PM   #1506
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Old 19-01-2010, 09:44 PM   #1507
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Old 19-01-2010, 10:08 PM   #1508
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Has anyone seen this ad for golf on ONE HD?

I love it!

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Old 19-01-2010, 10:20 PM   #1509
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LOL, good one, im liking one of the related vids!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BhFn...eature=related
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Old 20-01-2010, 09:36 AM   #1510
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Old 20-01-2010, 03:52 PM   #1511
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I've just stopped cacking myself......is this serious? hoo hoo......some here may not know of this toss but some do I still don't get why he buys these turboed cars & then trys to flog em' off as special, you bute cars. Sure they're good but, not the only ones around! Thinks he's a Marketing Guru. Figure? If I get this German thing I been mentioning a bit on the sly/bit for opinions, I may PM him & offer it for twice the price I pay whataya reckon Gav? He'll wet himself with 220 odd rwkw's He raves over 110fwkw's from what I've seen. What will he do with double?......
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Old 20-01-2010, 06:07 PM   #1512
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He'd only root the gearbox and then try and sell it for even more profit...

BTW: The second and third images are actually quotes from Roger.
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Old 20-01-2010, 06:23 PM   #1513
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He'd only root the gearbox and then try and sell it for even more profit...

BTW: The second and third images are actually quotes from Roger.
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ah pls stop my ribs are aching & I need air........wow, he can spin the wheels in the dirt............the wheels are even different sizes, front to back.......maybe that aides in the acceleration that necessitates holding on to a bar (his own I think) huh Gav!

oh......in case you were still wondering, that **** on his face is....well.....you know, it's bit exciting sitting in his car (xxx sound effects)
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Old 23-01-2010, 10:11 PM   #1514
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Old 24-01-2010, 12:33 AM   #1515
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. wtf were they thinking. and how the hell did they get it onto the grass for the photo without crashing it
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Old 29-01-2010, 01:12 PM   #1517
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Not funny, but a brilliant little game by Verbatim Japan. Lotsa fun too!

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Old 29-01-2010, 01:45 PM   #1518
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Not a funny one, but anyone interested in forming with composites...

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