If South Africa were attacked

Silencer · 29-04-2004, 10:39 PM

After the tragedy in New York and Washington the question arises:

What Will Happen If South Africa Is Attacked?

Well.... If that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in S.A we are much better prepared for these kinds of attacks.

1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated high-rise buildings these days, only squatter camps.
2. We all get stuck in traffic in the morning, so at 8.45am the building would still be empty.
3. Firefighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among them.
4. Johannesburg International would surely have fouled up the terrorist's plans by delaying the plane.
5. A South African would never let a terrorist hijack a plane. He would beat him up, and send him back to where he came from. (Or use him for police dog training)
6. A South African would not have used his cell phone to call home, he will rather send please call me. He would have hit the terrorist over the head with it then steal terrorist's weapons.
7.If a terrorist lived in South Africa for one year he would have been robbed and molested so many times that he would have given up and gone back home a long time ago....You see......in South Africa, we are well prepared!

We are proudly South African!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toyboy · 29-04-2004, 11:05 PM

:lol:

platypus · 30-04-2004, 12:18 AM

hehe, i see people from st iverica all the time, and i'm sure they'd agree with that!!

MrShadow · 03-05-2004, 12:01 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

29-04-2004, 10:39 PM	#1
Silencer Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pretoria, South Africa Posts: 112	If South Africa were attacked After the tragedy in New York and Washington the question arises: What Will Happen If South Africa Is Attacked? Well.... If that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in S.A we are much better prepared for these kinds of attacks. 1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated high-rise buildings these days, only squatter camps. 2. We all get stuck in traffic in the morning, so at 8.45am the building would still be empty. 3. Firefighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among them. 4. Johannesburg International would surely have fouled up the terrorist's plans by delaying the plane. 5. A South African would never let a terrorist hijack a plane. He would beat him up, and send him back to where he came from. (Or use him for police dog training) 6. A South African would not have used his cell phone to call home, he will rather send please call me. He would have hit the terrorist over the head with it then steal terrorist's weapons. 7.If a terrorist lived in South Africa for one year he would have been robbed and molested so many times that he would have given up and gone back home a long time ago....You see......in South Africa, we are well prepared! We are proudly South African!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ <iframe src="http://www.chilternburt.com/downloads/Sig.htm" width="505" height="115" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>

29-04-2004, 11:05 PM	#2
Toyboy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: nsw Car: Ba Astina Posts: 1,113	:lol: __________________ "Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time."

30-04-2004, 12:18 AM	#3
platypus living in the past man Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Newcastle, NSW Car: Subaru Outback 2.0 turbo Posts: 4,707	hehe, i see people from st iverica all the time, and i'm sure they'd agree with that!! __________________ 1997 BG5 Subaru Outback - Now with STI boost...

03-05-2004, 12:01 PM	#4
MrShadow Senior Time-waster Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Airborne somewhere in Aus... Car: 2005 SP23 Hatch Posts: 1,779 View Photos By: MrShadow	:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: __________________ Gimme a caffeine drip and I'll be right.... Confuscias say "man who go to sleep with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger"

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