The Astina Commandments

Rupewrecht · 12-05-2003, 01:56 PM

• Thou shalt not smoke (tobacco, weed, or anything else)
• Thou shalt not be able to drive the car. Do NOT bother asking.
• Thou shalt not eat or drink, unless given permission by Dan
• Thou shalt not carry weapons inside the vehicle
• Thou shalt not slam the door, or close it by the glass
• Thou shalt not lift the boot via the spoiler
• Thou shalt not place thy feet on mine seat or dashboard
• Thou shalt wear a seatbelt in the car
• Thou shalt not have faeces on thine footwear
• Thou shalt not touch the car stereo or remote unless permitted
• Thou shalt not touch any buttons. Thou is permitted to wind down the window if the air-conditioning is inactive
• Shotgun may only be called within eyeshot of the car and is validated by Dan. Passengers with special disabilities or status may default to the front seat.
• Release of LBF gas must be given at least a 2 second warning so it can be judged. If a SBD is released, Guess The SBD-Releaser can be played.
• Thou shalt not make stupid performance recommendations, eg Oh Great Dan, You Should Get NOS
• If thou chooses to sit in the middle back seat without a seatbelt, and is caught, thou shalt pay the fine.
• Thou shalt not abuse neighbouring vehicles unless given validation by Dan
• Thou shalt not leave any rubbish behind
• Thou shalt not complain about speed or roughness of ride
• Thou shalt not diss the Astina or complain about the backseat

any others?

KittyKatSmack · 12-05-2003, 02:11 PM

Perfect

Thou shalt not diss the driving of said Astina by it's owner!

BigBoyLemonade · 12-05-2003, 03:11 PM

Thou shalt not close the rear doors by holding the paint or glass window... Thou shall close using small plastic triangle bit

ABC · 12-05-2003, 03:14 PM

Thou shalt not 'bump' close the door with thine fat ass if it doth nay close on ye olde first attempt.

Not so much of a problem in the Astina but shat me to tears on my old car. :cry:

BigMal · 12-05-2003, 03:22 PM

Thou shalt not complain that the ride is bumpy cause it looks GOOD
3" lowered.

KittyKatSmack · 12-05-2003, 03:35 PM

Thou shalt not slam the friggin door, it's not a falcadore mate!!!!!!!

sik astina · 12-05-2003, 04:26 PM

Thou shalt not lean on thy astina

KittyKatSmack · 12-05-2003, 04:37 PM

Mine girly type friends will NOT put sodding handbags on the roof of Mine Astina

grrrrrrrrr

sik astina · 12-05-2003, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittyKatSmack

Mine girly type friends will NOT put sodding handbags on the roof of Mine Astina

grrrrrrrrr

LOL Leanne suffered from that misfortune over the weekend... while out
shopping together her friend put her bag on Leanne's car, only to have
Leanne quickly snatch it off the car, while Leanne made *tsch tsch* noises
of disapproval. lol

-Mick

KittyKatSmack · 12-05-2003, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sik astina

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittyKatSmack

Mine girly type friends will NOT put sodding handbags on the roof of Mine Astina

grrrrrrrrr

LOL Leanne suffered from that misfortune over the weekend... while out
shopping together her friend put her bag on Leanne's car, only to have
Leanne quickly snatch it off the car, while Leanne made *tsch tsch* noises
of disapproval. lol

-Mick

Leanne hath much more patience than I methinks........

*waves* Hi Leanne! Get Mick to do your rear swaybar, is awesome!

sik astina · 12-05-2003, 04:59 PM

Quote:

*waves* Hi Leanne! Get Mick to do your rear swaybar, is awesome!

haha, she doesn't go fast enough for that :P

Rupewrecht · 12-05-2003, 05:03 PM

Ypou might as well put one on hers, Mik. It's not like you drive yours any more

sik astina · 12-05-2003, 05:11 PM

LOL thats true, :lol: Have to keep the show room shine

wont be able to dive it soonish anyways :wink:

MrShadow · 12-05-2003, 05:21 PM

Thou shalt not make the comment "Astina, isn't that an old mans car?"
If thou shutteth the door by pushing on the window, thou shalt feel mine iron shod foot up thine ass
Thou shalt not play "My electric window is faster than yours"

KittyKatSmack · 12-05-2003, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrShadow

Thou shalt not play "My electric window is faster than yours"

LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL

mrpayner · 12-05-2003, 05:59 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's great Dan and others!!

So does this mean that the beast is back in business. I noticed that you changed your signature and the "Coming soon...." has disappeared, Dan??

Adam

supergirl · 12-05-2003, 07:45 PM

few more for ya ...

Thou shalt not ask is that a Laser? Or risk permanent injuries to closest body part/s.

Thou shall dust feet or dirty parts off first at least 1m away from Astina. Or as above risk losing said dirty parts.

And ditto to the handbag rule ... i hate that with a passion!!!

Sandyman · 12-05-2003, 07:59 PM

*i laugh at shaoow's window's racing rule*

thou shalt not playeth populous stylus melodies and/or nelly

thou shalt not allow thyself to be beateth by a suburu, unless thy coffee has no little plastic cover thingy, providing dan has alloweth thy coffee in the firsteth placeth

Rupewrecht · 12-05-2003, 08:37 PM

heheh i like that one Sandy..but no - no coffee! :lol:

It's gettin hot in herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeee *groan* gah!

Quote:

So does this mean that the beast is back in business. I noticed that you changed your signature and the "Coming soon...." has disappeared, Dan??

nah, but it's closeish. Just felt like having the Models quote instead (and the sig allowance wasnt long enough for both!) - i've just read the James Freud autobiography. Anyone even remember the Models? :roll:

KittyKatSmack · 12-05-2003, 09:09 PM

*Kitty timidly puts up hand*

I saw the models live in Perth

Outta sight outta mind was the last concert I remember....
but I think remembering a Models concert defeats the purpose doesn't it?
Kinda like a Chrissie Amphlett and the Divinyls, LOL

12-05-2003, 01:56 PM	#1
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	The Astina Commandments • Thou shalt not smoke (tobacco, weed, or anything else) • Thou shalt not be able to drive the car. Do NOT bother asking. • Thou shalt not eat or drink, unless given permission by Dan • Thou shalt not carry weapons inside the vehicle • Thou shalt not slam the door, or close it by the glass • Thou shalt not lift the boot via the spoiler • Thou shalt not place thy feet on mine seat or dashboard • Thou shalt wear a seatbelt in the car • Thou shalt not have faeces on thine footwear • Thou shalt not touch the car stereo or remote unless permitted • Thou shalt not touch any buttons. Thou is permitted to wind down the window if the air-conditioning is inactive • Shotgun may only be called within eyeshot of the car and is validated by Dan. Passengers with special disabilities or status may default to the front seat. • Release of LBF gas must be given at least a 2 second warning so it can be judged. If a SBD is released, Guess The SBD-Releaser can be played. • Thou shalt not make stupid performance recommendations, eg Oh Great Dan, You Should Get NOS • If thou chooses to sit in the middle back seat without a seatbelt, and is caught, thou shalt pay the fine. • Thou shalt not abuse neighbouring vehicles unless given validation by Dan • Thou shalt not leave any rubbish behind • Thou shalt not complain about speed or roughness of ride • Thou shalt not diss the Astina or complain about the backseat any others? __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

12-05-2003, 03:11 PM	#3
BigBoyLemonade The Architect Join Date: Jul 1998 Location: Canberra, ACT Car: AUSDM S6 RX7 Posts: 1,600 View Photos By: BigBoyLemonade	Thou shalt not close the rear doors by holding the paint or glass window... Thou shall close using small plastic triangle bit __________________ Tony Formally known as Lantis and Xedos Infinite Networks- Creative Web design and powerful online application solutions

12-05-2003, 03:14 PM	#4
ABC Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canberra Posts: 625 View Photos By: ABC	Thou shalt not 'bump' close the door with thine fat ass if it doth nay close on ye olde first attempt. Not so much of a problem in the Astina but shat me to tears on my old car. :cry: __________________ ABC - Andy 1996 Manual V6 Noble Green Hatch FS: $11,500 1992 Manual SOHC Red BG Hatch

12-05-2003, 03:22 PM	#5
BigMal 1ST BA TURBO MEMBER Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sydney Car: BA Astina Turbo Posts: 4,195 View Photos By: BigMal	Thou shalt not complain that the ride is bumpy cause it looks GOOD 3" lowered. __________________ If you want wind in your hair add a Hairdryer !!!

12-05-2003, 04:26 PM	#7
sik astina Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Wollongong , N.S.W , Australia Car: Ba 1.8L Turbo astina Posts: 1,739 View Photos By: sik astina	Thou shalt not lean on thy astina __________________ [UNL35H] CANDY BA 1.8L Turbo - with the Twotone spread with the loco paint 2sus custom resprays

12-05-2003, 02:11 PM	#2
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	Perfect Thou shalt not diss the driving of said Astina by it's owner!

12-05-2003, 03:35 PM	#6
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	Thou shalt not slam the friggin door, it's not a falcadore mate!!!!!!!

12-05-2003, 04:37 PM	#8
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	Mine girly type friends will NOT put sodding handbags on the roof of Mine Astina grrrrrrrrr

12-05-2003, 05:03 PM	#12
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	Ypou might as well put one on hers, Mik. It's not like you drive yours any more __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

12-05-2003, 05:11 PM	#13
sik astina Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Wollongong , N.S.W , Australia Car: Ba 1.8L Turbo astina Posts: 1,739 View Photos By: sik astina	LOL thats true, :lol: Have to keep the show room shine wont be able to dive it soonish anyways :wink: __________________ [UNL35H] CANDY BA 1.8L Turbo - with the Twotone spread with the loco paint 2sus custom resprays

12-05-2003, 05:21 PM	#14
MrShadow Senior Time-waster Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Airborne somewhere in Aus... Car: 2005 SP23 Hatch Posts: 1,779 View Photos By: MrShadow	Thou shalt not make the comment "Astina, isn't that an old mans car?" If thou shutteth the door by pushing on the window, thou shalt feel mine iron shod foot up thine ass Thou shalt not play "My electric window is faster than yours" __________________ Gimme a caffeine drip and I'll be right.... Confuscias say "man who go to sleep with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger"

12-05-2003, 05:59 PM	#16
mrpayner Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -37.561609, 143.854814 Car: 2013 Mazda 6 GT Sedan - Soul Red Posts: 3,517 View Photos By: mrpayner	:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's great Dan and others!! So does this mean that the beast is back in business. I noticed that you changed your signature and the "Coming soon...." has disappeared, Dan?? Adam __________________ 2013 Mazda6 Diesel GT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Formerly] 2004 Mazda6 Luxury Sport

12-05-2003, 07:45 PM	#17
supergirl Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 229	few more for ya ... Thou shalt not ask is that a Laser? Or risk permanent injuries to closest body part/s. Thou shall dust feet or dirty parts off first at least 1m away from Astina. Or as above risk losing said dirty parts. And ditto to the handbag rule ... i hate that with a passion!!!

12-05-2003, 07:59 PM	#18
Sandyman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newcastle Posts: 879	i laugh at shaoow's window's racing rule thou shalt not playeth populous stylus melodies and/or nelly thou shalt not allow thyself to be beateth by a suburu, unless thy coffee has no little plastic cover thingy, providing dan has alloweth thy coffee in the firsteth placeth __________________ Vulnerant omnes, ultima necat. All of them wound, the last one kills.

12-05-2003, 09:09 PM	#20
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	Kitty timidly puts up hand I saw the models live in Perth Outta sight outta mind was the last concert I remember.... but I think remembering a Models concert defeats the purpose doesn't it? Kinda like a Chrissie Amphlett and the Divinyls, LOL

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