Funny things you've been sent lately... - Page 40

DavoAust · 12-12-2007, 08:53 PM

bourbs you know creek road? well it isn't the smoothest surface around, maybe that was why the car was shaking like crazy.

is the hardtop speed limited if it was aust delivered? or was that just jap-spec?

bourbon · 12-12-2007, 08:55 PM

yes i no creek road...dont be silly doin it there...go the highway...

DavoAust · 12-12-2007, 08:57 PM

i wasn't doing it there, my best mates dad was

Rupewrecht · 12-12-2007, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavoAust

is the hardtop speed limited if it was aust delivered? or was that just jap-spec?

Just the japspec, but the 1.8 struggles to top 200.

DavoAust · 12-12-2007, 09:17 PM

i'm guessing it just runs out of grunt to push on

what does a standard 1.8 have at the wheels? 60kw or less?

Cosmo Dude · 21-12-2007, 05:50 PM

Try to say it with a Scottish accent and it will make more sence

TEA A FERT

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind.

The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin’ all ower the place.

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A’bodys gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try to stifle,
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle.

Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek.

But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap a thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me, a sonic boom!

God almighty it fairly reeks;
Hope I huvnae poo ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell, its no ma worry.

A’body roon aboot me chokin,
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I’ll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.

Wis him! I shout with accusin glower,
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower
Ye dirty blooming they shout and stare
I dinnae feel welcome any mair.

Where ere ye go let yer wind gan free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty
Ower the sake o won wee ferty.

skitz · 09-01-2008, 10:38 AM

funny car add (advise ppl that don't like pet violence might not want to watch)

http://bebo.com/watch/1250679727

woofy · 09-01-2008, 12:10 PM

yeah there were a few of those in the series, I don't think they were allowed to use them much on tv though.

FOX33N · 09-01-2008, 01:33 PM

Like this.. But no so harsh!!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=-HcTtpaM5P0

Lol Love this.. German car ad

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=BUwKzmxr29g

Smikey · 10-01-2008, 09:41 AM

Awesome
http://www.chinacartimes.com/2008/01...y-turns-nasty/

Summary. Woman in car hits girl on bike. Bike scratches car. Woman demand apology then payment for scratch. Students gather. Woman's family gather, womans elder brother assaults a student who attempts to scratch car further, ambulance comes for student. Police come, elder brother disappears blah blah blah, students smash car and turn it over. Awesome!

Rupewrecht · 13-01-2008, 09:28 PM

dedicated to you, Ripper

Putonyourshoes · 13-01-2008, 10:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FfbZQRHsfM

Ripper323 · 14-01-2008, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rupewrecht

dedicated to you, Ripper

Smart ass!!

*Edit* Happy now!!!!!

Rupewrecht · 17-01-2008, 12:51 PM

This...this is hilarious and quite bizarre.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7X9MQi7uOU

Smikey · 17-01-2008, 01:14 PM

while we're on japanese forms of entertainment

Matrix style puppeteering of people
Dinner Fight-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeMetpqplk8
Table Tennis-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzI0WrIUD3Y
Soccer-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekX69...eature=related
High Jump-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq1Kk...eature=related

Binocular soccer-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXaW8ikmNzw

Smikey · 18-01-2008, 03:24 PM

When you really have nothing else to spend your money on

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/au...erie-car-thong
http://www.ballsforcars.com/

Rupewrecht · 22-01-2008, 09:54 AM

Oh dear. WRX drivers make baby jesus cry.

http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/su...gent-help.html

mill_mobile · 22-01-2008, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smikey

When you really have nothing else to spend your money on

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/au...erie-car-thong
http://www.ballsforcars.com/

Sorry, but i really do have to ask... how the hell did you stumble across that?

Smikey · 22-01-2008, 01:53 PM

I check the site autoblog quite a bit, and one of the article titles was 'Virginia trying to ban Truck Nuts', so i read it and laughed and the rest is history... nothing suss!
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/01/16/v...an-truck-nuts/

mill_mobile · 22-01-2008, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smikey

I check the site autoblog quite a bit, and one of the article titles was 'Virginia trying to ban Truck Nuts', so i read it and laughed and the rest is history... nothing suss!
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/01/16/v...an-truck-nuts/

Ahh ok, all above board then!
/threadjack complete

12-12-2007, 08:53 PM	#781
DavoAust Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Brisbane Car: Red '93 3000GT / Black '08 Ninja 250R Posts: 2,930 View Photos By: DavoAust	bourbs you know creek road? well it isn't the smoothest surface around, maybe that was why the car was shaking like crazy. is the hardtop speed limited if it was aust delivered? or was that just jap-spec? __________________ Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you. '97 1.8L Hardtop '93 3.0L TT 3000GT

12-12-2007, 08:55 PM	#782
bourbon The Hairy Mod Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: southside ya'll and North Side, Brissy Car: MINI Cooper S 2003 Posts: 8,110	yes i no creek road...dont be silly doin it there...go the highway... __________________ For All your crash repair panels & lights, clear lights contact us at PANEL HOUSE 45 RANDALL ST SLACKS CREEK QLD 4127 PHONE : 07 3808 8737 FAX : 07 3808 8735

12-12-2007, 08:57 PM	#783
DavoAust Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Brisbane Car: Red '93 3000GT / Black '08 Ninja 250R Posts: 2,930 View Photos By: DavoAust	i wasn't doing it there, my best mates dad was __________________ Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you. '97 1.8L Hardtop '93 3.0L TT 3000GT

12-12-2007, 09:17 PM	#785
DavoAust Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Brisbane Car: Red '93 3000GT / Black '08 Ninja 250R Posts: 2,930 View Photos By: DavoAust	i'm guessing it just runs out of grunt to push on what does a standard 1.8 have at the wheels? 60kw or less? __________________ Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you. '97 1.8L Hardtop '93 3.0L TT 3000GT

21-12-2007, 05:50 PM	#786
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	Scottish Poem for the New Year Try to say it with a Scottish accent and it will make more sence TEA A FERT Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie Just as ye sit doon among yer kin There sterts to stir an enormous wind. The neeps and tatties and mushy peas Stert workin like a gentle breeze But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face Will have ye blawin’ all ower the place. Nae matter whit the hell ye dae A’bodys gonnae have tae pay Even if ye try to stifle, It’s like a bullet oot a rifle. Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair Tae try and stop the leakin air Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek Prae tae God it doesnae reek. But aw yer efforts go assunder Oot it comes like a clap a thunder Ricochets aroon the room Michty me, a sonic boom! God almighty it fairly reeks; Hope I huvnae poo ma breeks Tae the bog I better scurry Aw whit the hell, its no ma worry. A’body roon aboot me chokin, Wan or two are nearly bokin I’ll feel better for a while Cannae help but raise a smile. Wis him! I shout with accusin glower, Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower Ye dirty blooming they shout and stare I dinnae feel welcome any mair. Where ere ye go let yer wind gan free Sounds like just the job fur me Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty Ower the sake o won wee ferty. __________________ My 'stina Hatch

09-01-2008, 10:38 AM	#787
skitz I'm not as dumb as my posts would indicate Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: jerrabomberra N.S.W (A.C.T) Car: astina ba 97 Posts: 1,245 View Photos By: skitz	funny car add (advise ppl that don't like pet violence might not want to watch) http://bebo.com/watch/1250679727 __________________ Enjoying the new Skitz Effect: 09 Mazda RX-8 GT Wakefield Park: 1:14.8100

09-01-2008, 12:10 PM	#788
woofy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Melbourne Car: Race Blue RS Octavia hatch, Black Santa Fe Elite Posts: 826 View Photos By: woofy	yeah there were a few of those in the series, I don't think they were allowed to use them much on tv though.

09-01-2008, 01:33 PM	#789
FOX33N AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In my car Car: a Car Posts: 257	Like this.. But no so harsh!! http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=-HcTtpaM5P0 Lol Love this.. German car ad http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=BUwKzmxr29g

10-01-2008, 09:41 AM	#790
Smikey AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sydney Car: BA '97 Astina Posts: 452	Awesome http://www.chinacartimes.com/2008/01...y-turns-nasty/ Summary. Woman in car hits girl on bike. Bike scratches car. Woman demand apology then payment for scratch. Students gather. Woman's family gather, womans elder brother assaults a student who attempts to scratch car further, ambulance comes for student. Police come, elder brother disappears blah blah blah, students smash car and turn it over. Awesome! __________________ Just Do It - Smikey

13-01-2008, 09:28 PM	#791
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	dedicated to you, Ripper __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

13-01-2008, 10:38 PM	#792
Putonyourshoes Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: cronulla Car: 2L 96 BA hatch Posts: 1,131 View Photos By: Putonyourshoes	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FfbZQRHsfM

17-01-2008, 12:51 PM	#794
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	This...this is hilarious and quite bizarre. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7X9MQi7uOU __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

17-01-2008, 01:14 PM	#795
Smikey AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sydney Car: BA '97 Astina Posts: 452	while we're on japanese forms of entertainment Matrix style puppeteering of people Dinner Fight- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeMetpqplk8 Table Tennis- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzI0WrIUD3Y Soccer- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekX69...eature=related High Jump- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq1Kk...eature=related Binocular soccer- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXaW8ikmNzw __________________ Just Do It - Smikey Last edited by Smikey; 17-01-2008 at 01:21 PM.

18-01-2008, 03:24 PM	#796
Smikey AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sydney Car: BA '97 Astina Posts: 452	When you really have nothing else to spend your money on http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/au...erie-car-thong http://www.ballsforcars.com/ __________________ Just Do It - Smikey

22-01-2008, 09:54 AM	#797
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	Oh dear. WRX drivers make baby jesus cry. http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/su...gent-help.html __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

22-01-2008, 01:53 PM	#799
Smikey AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sydney Car: BA '97 Astina Posts: 452	I check the site autoblog quite a bit, and one of the article titles was 'Virginia trying to ban Truck Nuts', so i read it and laughed and the rest is history... nothing suss! http://www.autoblog.com/2008/01/16/v...an-truck-nuts/ __________________ Just Do It - Smikey

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