Funny things you've been sent lately... - Page 54

bourbon · 27-01-2009, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by project.r.racing

wtf? are you serious?

not everyone watches topgear...or japanese drift and initial d

project.r.racing · 27-01-2009, 09:59 PM

Clearly you are too busy watching Home and Away, Gilmore Girl or Sexy And The City to watch Topgear. lol

marcs_sp20 · 27-01-2009, 10:07 PM

forgot to mention neighbours, bold & and the Beautiful, and tashs fav, friends

Shame i missed last nights episode... was too plastered in a friends pool and totally forgot

bourbon · 27-01-2009, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by project.r.racing

Clearly you are too busy watching Home and Away, Gilmore Girl or Sexy And The City to watch Topgear. lol

you can take out home and away!!! YUCK!!! but gilmore girls and sex and the city is good... so is neighbours (sometimes)....

but at the moment im addicted to dexter... and loving how i met your mother and also big bang theory

KittyKatSmack · 27-01-2009, 11:26 PM

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Orion · 27-01-2009, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bourbon

but at the moment im addicted to dexter... and loving how i met your mother and also big bang theory

I have all three seasons of Dexter and most of Big Bang Theory - both are awesome

70NYD · 28-01-2009, 12:58 AM

UGH sanja makes me watch sex and the city... it grew on my now its not that bad haha.. friends ARE the best and so is foxtel

but yeah somehow i allways miss topgear

DavoAust · 28-01-2009, 02:14 AM

big bang theory is awesome. if you like it you'll like 'the IT crowd'

Friends is still the best series besides MASH

bourbon · 28-01-2009, 09:23 AM

for some reason i cant stand IT Crowd...

marcs_sp20 · 28-01-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bourbon

for some reason i cant stand IT Crowd...

You better not say that infront of gtarone/steve, he'll kick your ass for saying that

bourbon · 28-01-2009, 01:24 PM

dont worry im a master of drunken fist & prayingmatmantis

Cosmo Dude · 29-01-2009, 11:04 AM

"Sometime this year taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.
This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
"A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

"Q. Where will the government get this money?
"A. From taxpayers.

"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
"A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
"A. Shut up."

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help our economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at K-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If you spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs and Al Queda

If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, Chile, and Guatemala.

If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea.

If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India

If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan

If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria.

And none of it will help the Australian economy.

We need to keep that money here in Australia. You can keep the money I Australia by spending it at garage sales, going to the footy, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in Australia.

bourbon · 29-01-2009, 03:18 PM

if it was before christmas i would of bought $1000 worth of scrap steel and sold it to china

haha thats the way you keep money here in aus

Cosmo Dude · 29-01-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bourbon

if it was before christmas i would of bought $1000 worth of scrap steel and sold it to china

haha thats the way you keep money here in aus

You meen your old BG, a few Commodores and a Falcon?

bourbon · 29-01-2009, 06:32 PM

nah not my old bg

haha i was kinda thinkin along the lines of those silly hardtops

bourbon · 30-01-2009, 11:11 AM

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/video.asp...2-3e4e83da8ad9

Rupewrecht · 30-01-2009, 11:19 AM

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...ughNews&rpc=69

Quote:

LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Rupewrecht · 30-01-2009, 11:28 AM

DavoAust · 30-01-2009, 12:25 PM

whats the story behind that one?

-dc- · 30-01-2009, 12:27 PM

thats a sad end to an Integre type-R

27-01-2009, 10:07 PM	#1063
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28-01-2009, 12:58 AM	#1067
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28-01-2009, 02:14 AM	#1068
DavoAust Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Brisbane Car: Red '93 3000GT / Black '08 Ninja 250R Posts: 2,930 View Photos By: DavoAust	big bang theory is awesome. if you like it you'll like 'the IT crowd' Friends is still the best series besides MASH __________________ Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you. '97 1.8L Hardtop '93 3.0L TT 3000GT

28-01-2009, 09:23 AM	#1069
bourbon The Hairy Mod Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: southside ya'll and North Side, Brissy Car: MINI Cooper S 2003 Posts: 8,110	for some reason i cant stand IT Crowd... __________________ For All your crash repair panels & lights, clear lights contact us at PANEL HOUSE 45 RANDALL ST SLACKS CREEK QLD 4127 PHONE : 07 3808 8737 FAX : 07 3808 8735

27-01-2009, 09:59 PM	#1062
project.r.racing Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: n/a Car: n/a Posts: 10,929	Clearly you are too busy watching Home and Away, Gilmore Girl or Sexy And The City to watch Topgear. lol

28-01-2009, 01:24 PM	#1071
bourbon The Hairy Mod Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: southside ya'll and North Side, Brissy Car: MINI Cooper S 2003 Posts: 8,110	dont worry im a master of drunken fist & prayingmatmantis __________________ For All your crash repair panels & lights, clear lights contact us at PANEL HOUSE 45 RANDALL ST SLACKS CREEK QLD 4127 PHONE : 07 3808 8737 FAX : 07 3808 8735

29-01-2009, 11:04 AM	#1072
Cosmo Dude コスモ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location: Vic Car: Mazda '95 Astina I4, '86 B2K and '10 3 MZR-CD Posts: 7,888 View Photos By: Cosmo Dude	"Sometime this year taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. "Q. Where will the government get this money? "A. From taxpayers. "Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? "A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese. "Q. What is the purpose of this payment? "A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. "Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? "A. Shut up." Below is some helpful advice on how to best help our economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: If you spend that money at K-Mart, all the money will go to China. If you spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs and Al Queda If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan. If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, Chile, and Guatemala. If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea. If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria. And none of it will help the Australian economy. We need to keep that money here in Australia. You can keep the money I Australia by spending it at garage sales, going to the footy, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in Australia. __________________ My 'stina Hatch

29-01-2009, 03:18 PM	#1073
bourbon The Hairy Mod Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: southside ya'll and North Side, Brissy Car: MINI Cooper S 2003 Posts: 8,110	if it was before christmas i would of bought $1000 worth of scrap steel and sold it to china haha thats the way you keep money here in aus __________________ For All your crash repair panels & lights, clear lights contact us at PANEL HOUSE 45 RANDALL ST SLACKS CREEK QLD 4127 PHONE : 07 3808 8737 FAX : 07 3808 8735

29-01-2009, 06:32 PM	#1075
bourbon The Hairy Mod Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: southside ya'll and North Side, Brissy Car: MINI Cooper S 2003 Posts: 8,110	nah not my old bg haha i was kinda thinkin along the lines of those silly hardtops __________________ For All your crash repair panels & lights, clear lights contact us at PANEL HOUSE 45 RANDALL ST SLACKS CREEK QLD 4127 PHONE : 07 3808 8737 FAX : 07 3808 8735

30-01-2009, 11:11 AM	#1076
bourbon The Hairy Mod Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: southside ya'll and North Side, Brissy Car: MINI Cooper S 2003 Posts: 8,110	http://news.ninemsn.com.au/video.asp...2-3e4e83da8ad9 __________________ For All your crash repair panels & lights, clear lights contact us at PANEL HOUSE 45 RANDALL ST SLACKS CREEK QLD 4127 PHONE : 07 3808 8737 FAX : 07 3808 8735

30-01-2009, 11:28 AM	#1078
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30-01-2009, 12:25 PM	#1079
DavoAust Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Brisbane Car: Red '93 3000GT / Black '08 Ninja 250R Posts: 2,930 View Photos By: DavoAust	whats the story behind that one? __________________ Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you. '97 1.8L Hardtop '93 3.0L TT 3000GT

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