funny things i've been sent lately - Page 8

scott · 09-09-2004, 03:50 PM

:shock: is that for real? Couldn't be - then again, there are some freaks out there

CityEnd · 09-09-2004, 04:50 PM

haha don't worry it's photoshopped, unless he really has an extra long crooked finger

mrpayner · 28-09-2004, 07:51 PM

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

Silencer · 29-09-2004, 06:45 PM

LOL, good to see mazda got a good one :P

lamby1986 · 01-10-2004, 04:37 PM

of course mazda got a good one, we are slighty biased around here :lol:

anone got one for "peugeot"

KittyKatSmack · 02-10-2004, 06:05 PM

purring goats?

nah, but the new 4 series has been released and looks a bit schmick.

other than that, I would rather not buy French after our Renault experience!

chipa · 02-10-2004, 07:17 PM

You forgot one!

HOLDEN
Heap Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noise

lamby1986 · 02-10-2004, 09:55 PM

now, now. lets not go and tarnish a great peices of australian engineering brought to us from ford and holden. its all we got :lol:

chipa · 02-10-2004, 11:36 PM

Well I for one wasn't going to knock Mazda's parent company. But anyways. I'm sure they'll get over it...

chicaboo · 02-10-2004, 11:50 PM

At work the running joke is Found On Rubbish Dump...
Not that I subscribe to such childish tomfoolery! :mrgreen:

lamby1986 · 03-10-2004, 09:53 AM

FORD - F****ed On Race Day [cuz its the truth] ..|..

Nate · 03-10-2004, 01:28 PM

i saw a jacked up 4WD HQ statesman once with a big sticker on the back saying "have you driven over a ford lately?"

lamby1986 · 03-10-2004, 06:57 PM

"and on the seventh day god made ford. What? he was too tired to make something good" :lol:

Red Frog · 03-10-2004, 07:30 PM

oi!!!! leave da ford's alone!

Aaron · 03-10-2004, 11:05 PM

I should relate what happened to me and a couple other guys yesterday. We (4 XR6T owners) were meeting at a servo prior to playing "wedding cars" for the day. At the servo there was a RX-8 full of young blokes that did nothing but yell "your car is ****" - "go get a real car" "slave to ford ****" etc

Those are 100% quotes...

All I'm saying is - the jokes funny once, but we don't need to perpetuate this "my car is better than your ****" kind of crap do we?

A.

Rupewrecht · 04-10-2004, 11:56 AM

no no, ford means "FIRST On Race Day" :P ..|..

lamby1986 · 04-10-2004, 10:24 PM

its all in the name of a joke. i have nothing against ford, or any manufacturer really. its just that four letters is easier to make a poem from than six or more.

now, onward with the festivities

-BraXta- · 05-10-2004, 01:31 AM

lol

anyone who purchases **** on ebay can relate =P

http://www.geoffellis.com/ebay.html

haha

chipa · 05-10-2004, 09:09 AM

ROTFLOL

all too true!

KittyKatSmack · 05-10-2004, 02:07 PM

http://campjinx.pictureshowfilms.com.../im_fight.html

Do it
Do it

28-09-2004, 07:51 PM	#143
mrpayner Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -37.561609, 143.854814 Car: 2013 Mazda 6 GT Sedan - Soul Red Posts: 3,517 View Photos By: mrpayner	AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW Bought My Wife BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips DODGE Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Fix It All the Time FORD Fast Only Rolling Downhill GM General Maintenance GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming? HONDA Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless __________________ 2013 Mazda6 Diesel GT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Formerly] 2004 Mazda6 Luxury Sport

29-09-2004, 06:45 PM	#144
Silencer Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pretoria, South Africa Posts: 112	LOL, good to see mazda got a good one :P __________________ <iframe src="http://www.chilternburt.com/downloads/Sig.htm" width="505" height="115" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>

01-10-2004, 04:37 PM	#145
lamby1986 AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glenbrook NSW Car: wrx Posts: 484	of course mazda got a good one, we are slighty biased around here :lol: anone got one for "peugeot" __________________ #25 most posts! Mod list: painted black calipers, 14' alloys, dash mat!

02-10-2004, 07:17 PM	#147
chipa Crazy Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney Car: FPV F6 Typhoon Posts: 1,372 View Photos By: chipa	You forgot one! HOLDEN Heap Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noise __________________ King Spring Lows, TWM short shifter, split eardrums, blah blah blah and a little voice saying "I wish I had a turbo" Updated 2007-03-19: Readers Rides Finally upgraded from the stock headunit

02-10-2004, 09:55 PM	#148
lamby1986 AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glenbrook NSW Car: wrx Posts: 484	now, now. lets not go and tarnish a great peices of australian engineering brought to us from ford and holden. its all we got :lol: __________________ #25 most posts! Mod list: painted black calipers, 14' alloys, dash mat!

09-09-2004, 03:50 PM	#141
scott Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brisbane Posts: 116 View Photos By: scott	:shock: is that for real? Couldn't be - then again, there are some freaks out there

09-09-2004, 04:50 PM	#142
CityEnd Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Melbourne Car: . Posts: 915	haha don't worry it's photoshopped, unless he really has an extra long crooked finger

02-10-2004, 06:05 PM	#146
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	purring goats? nah, but the new 4 series has been released and looks a bit schmick. other than that, I would rather not buy French after our Renault experience!

02-10-2004, 11:36 PM	#149
chipa Crazy Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney Car: FPV F6 Typhoon Posts: 1,372 View Photos By: chipa	Well I for one wasn't going to knock Mazda's parent company. But anyways. I'm sure they'll get over it... __________________ King Spring Lows, TWM short shifter, split eardrums, blah blah blah and a little voice saying "I wish I had a turbo" Updated 2007-03-19: Readers Rides Finally upgraded from the stock headunit

02-10-2004, 11:50 PM	#150
chicaboo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Logan prefecture Car: Touge monster Posts: 7,585	At work the running joke is Found On Rubbish Dump... Not that I subscribe to such childish tomfoolery! :mrgreen:

03-10-2004, 09:53 AM	#151
lamby1986 AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glenbrook NSW Car: wrx Posts: 484	FORD - F****ed On Race Day [cuz its the truth] ..\|.. __________________ #25 most posts! Mod list: painted black calipers, 14' alloys, dash mat!

03-10-2004, 01:28 PM	#152
Nate Pandaspeed Racing Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Brisney Land Car: BG SP Posts: 4,170 View Photos By: Nate	i saw a jacked up 4WD HQ statesman once with a big sticker on the back saying "have you driven over a ford lately?" __________________ Life would be straight without twisties STOCK AS A ROCKET! •motor sport is dangerous and that accidents causing harm can and do happen and may happen to me. I accept the conditions of, and acknowledge the risks arising from, attending or participating in the event and being provided with the event services by CAMS and the Associated Entities I THINK I AM N2!

03-10-2004, 06:57 PM	#153
lamby1986 AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glenbrook NSW Car: wrx Posts: 484	"and on the seventh day god made ford. What? he was too tired to make something good" :lol: __________________ #25 most posts! Mod list: painted black calipers, 14' alloys, dash mat!

03-10-2004, 07:30 PM	#154
Red Frog Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Shepherds Bush, London BABY Car: My feet :p Posts: 1,292	oi!!!! leave da ford's alone! __________________ I don't need drugs. I'm just high on twisties

03-10-2004, 11:05 PM	#155
Aaron Stiff Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canberra, ACT Car: 1994 Lynx BP-T Posts: 1,198 View Photos By: Aaron	I should relate what happened to me and a couple other guys yesterday. We (4 XR6T owners) were meeting at a servo prior to playing "wedding cars" for the day. At the servo there was a RX-8 full of young blokes that did nothing but yell "your car is **" - "go get a real car" "slave to ford " etc Those are 100% quotes... All I'm saying is - the jokes funny once, but we don't need to perpetuate this "my car is better than your " kind of crap do we? A. __________________ Current: Stinky the imfamous Lynx**

04-10-2004, 11:56 AM	#156
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	no no, ford means "FIRST On Race Day" :P ..\|.. __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

04-10-2004, 10:24 PM	#157
lamby1986 AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Glenbrook NSW Car: wrx Posts: 484	its all in the name of a joke. i have nothing against ford, or any manufacturer really. its just that four letters is easier to make a poem from than six or more. now, onward with the festivities __________________ #25 most posts! Mod list: painted black calipers, 14' alloys, dash mat!

05-10-2004, 01:31 AM	#158
-BraXta- AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Im ment to be in a location... oO Car: Honda Accord Euro Posts: 430 View Photos By: -BraXta-	lol anyone who purchases **** on ebay can relate =P http://www.geoffellis.com/ebay.html haha __________________ My old ride My New Ride =P -I turn Dreams into reality with a F#$% you mentality...

05-10-2004, 09:09 AM	#159
chipa Crazy Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney Car: FPV F6 Typhoon Posts: 1,372 View Photos By: chipa	ROTFLOL all too true! __________________ King Spring Lows, TWM short shifter, split eardrums, blah blah blah and a little voice saying "I wish I had a turbo" Updated 2007-03-19: Readers Rides Finally upgraded from the stock headunit

05-10-2004, 02:07 PM	#160
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	http://campjinx.pictureshowfilms.com.../im_fight.html Do it Do it

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