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HAHAAHAH!
imagine stalling that at the lights! "uh hang on i gotta restart all 20 of my engines" lol
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04-04-2010, 10:51 AM | #1683 |
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14-04-2010, 07:41 PM | #1685 |
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^^^ lol
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LOL got me on that one.
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16-04-2010, 04:14 PM | #1688 |
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LOL so funny and now everytime I see people typing "alot" I will be thinking of this.
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Dunno if its been posted before but this is what Mazda did a few years ago to a boat load of cars going to america.
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Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Specificity Cogito ergo sum British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type No kebab for me, thank you Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? I'm not interested in fighting you. Oh, I just couldn't-no one wants to hear me sing!
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I love old ads. |
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'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal - 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - US.Air Force Manual - 'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.' - General MacArthur - 'Five second fuses last about three seconds.' -Infantry Journal - 'The three most useless things in aviation are: Fuel in the bowser (mobile fuel tank on the runway); Runway behind you; and Air above you. -Basic Flight Training Manual- 'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.' - Naval Ops Manual - 'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.' - Unknown Infantry Recruit- 'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.' -Infantry Journal- 'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.' -Sign over SR71 Wing Ops- 'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.' -Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)- 'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.' -Unknown Author- 'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.' - Fixed Wing Pilot- 'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.' -Multi-Engine Training Manual- 'Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.' - Unknown Author- 'If you hear me yell;"Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echos.' If you stop to ask "Why?", you'll be talking to yourself, because by then you'll be the pilot.' -Pre-flight Briefing from a Canadian CF104 Pilot- 'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.' -Sign over Control Tower Door- 'Never trade luck for skill.' -Author Unknown- 'The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are: 'Did you feel that?' 'What's that noise?' and 'Oh S...!' -Authors Unknown- 'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.' -Basic Flight Training Manual- 'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation - we have never left one up there!' - Unknown Author - 'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.'- Emergency Checklist- 'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.' Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) - 'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.' -Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ- 'If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.' -Sign over Carrier Group Operations Desk- 'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.' -Lead-in Fighter Training Manual - 'As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives. The rescuer sees the bloodied pilot and asks,'What happened?' The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I just got here myself!' - Unknown Author -
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bahahahha awesome post dan
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