Worst MOVIE EVER = Mr and Mrs Smith

skippy · 17-01-2006, 01:07 PM

I just have to put this is writing as if it will save one single person from seeing this absoulte piece of excrement, I will feel I have done said person a great great service. Please take my word for it, do not do it to yourself.
This is without doubt the worst movie ever, not just edging out the former leader (master of disguises, with Garth from Wayne World) but entering a whole new world of crap movie.

I think it is made worse that it stars renowned actors Anglie Jolie, Brad Pitt, and my name sake Vince Vaughan surely they could make any movie atleast passable, but no they fail misserably and I fell confident that later in life they will be more ashamed of this movie than any D or even T grade porn they did in their early years. Not that I blame them I blame the director who remains nameless on the cover to protect his identity.

quote that came to mind repeatedly during the movie
“another shotem up straiught from the hollywood cokkie cutter”
And nothing could be more apt, this is without out doubt the most predictable movie I have ever seen not one no not one surprise, Oh not true, I was surprised by the family minivan that was giving the bmw M3s a good running, but other than that not a thing.

I challenge anyone to name a worse movie,

Mad Mat · 17-01-2006, 01:11 PM

the manson family. i watch the first 30 mins and just got borded because it was just like a porno. that is the worst movie ever. thank god i rented it.

Rupewrecht · 17-01-2006, 01:29 PM

I'm ashamed to admit i've seen Master of Disguise. in my defence, it wasn't my choice though.

skippy · 17-01-2006, 02:53 PM

My girl friend hired Mr and Mrs Smith, she thought I would like it, yes we shall discuss that when I get home.

Master of disguises
A mate got a burnt copy of it even before anyone had even heard of it, so yeah cool brand spanking new movie with the guy from Waynes world (one of my fav movies), was stocked had like 5 mates round to our place all looking forward to it. As a recall this what we where watching when a massive rumble started in our lounge room ending up with two broken coffee tables (one glass), many bruised people and one mate (the starter of this rumble) knocked out in the hall way.

Nate · 17-01-2006, 03:15 PM

I didnt mind mr and mrs smith ... bit of action, had a followable storyline and lots of explosions. Besides who goes to the movies to watch them

yeah a family van shouldnt be giving the bmws a hard time but then again your fully sik checker plate floor shouldnt fall out when you blow a head gasket and im pretty sure i have never seen an evo do 100 in reverse! every movie has them and to the general punter that has no idea about cars its probably half believable!

anyway i she has been tomb raided now so aleast you wonthave to put up with a move from her for a while skippy!

worst movie ever - redline, australian wannabe fast and the furious movie ... its so bad its funny!

skippy · 17-01-2006, 04:49 PM

the thing is usually **** movies have **** actors,
but this move has good actors,

And you may not recall that the minivan keeps up with the M3s while in reverse as well.

ssman · 17-01-2006, 07:19 PM

i just wasted 800mb of downloads.....mmm but i have not watched it yet though

MeFo · 17-01-2006, 07:56 PM

lol @ Manson Family! I agree with Mad Mat.

Laser the Amazer · 17-01-2006, 09:06 PM

I have seen it and feel I have seen worse movies

Rob

Ripper323 · 17-01-2006, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate

worst movie ever - redline, australian wannabe fast and the furious movie ... its so bad its funny!

Yeah I agree with you there mate!
Mr and Mrs Smith I thought was pretty good.
Anyway everyone is entitled to there opinion, if they weren't we would live in a very boring world.

MrShadow · 18-01-2006, 10:23 AM

Biker Boyz rates as one of the wrost movies ever. The only thing that made Mr & Mrs Smith slightly bareable was the one-liners they throw at each other. As for Biker Boyz... gah! Even the previews are enough to make me want to gouge out my eyes, cut off my ears and hang, draw and qauter myself.

Oh, and where can I get that people mover they were in? If it can keep up with M3's after having the crap shot out of it, imagine what it could do if it were well looked after!!!! Zoom Zoom!

woofy · 18-01-2006, 10:51 AM

Mr and Mrs Smith was pretty normal, not good not extremely bad. Try Elektra!

I saw a russian vampire movie late last yr which I can't remember the name of, but it was good, it has two more yet. If you ever want to know whether a movie was/is good go to rottontomatoes.com I purposely didn't check Elektra there cause I had a feeling it would be bad and my wife had already said to someone we would go, it sucked..got home checked RT and it was averaging 2% there....

ROB-80E · 18-01-2006, 11:05 AM

What a coinsidence....My g.f actually hired this last night for us to watch too...and honestly, I quite enjoyed it. I don't see where the problem is...there was funny bits with action. I'd go as far to say I'd have rated it a 7 out of 10. :P

On second thoughts...maybe it was just me imagining where i'd want those lips of Angelina's................................

BigMal · 18-01-2006, 11:33 AM

Have you watched any Segal movies recently they are getting worse and worse not
that they were great to start with but Black Dawn would have to be the worse.
My alltime worst movie that I can remember was an Aus flick "Undead" which was some
boonies vampire movie with a guy with a double shotgun. Saw 20 mins and that was it.

skippy · 19-01-2006, 12:42 PM

Sure are all entitled to our own opinions but your all wrong!!! don't you see !!!!
how can you not!!!!! your all wrong wrong I tell you,
Bahh I geuss I shall have to put this down as partly due to when I was watching it cause I wasn't in the mood I guess,
I was sorta expecting atleast 1 person to agree with me about the Smiths but not as yet not on here or anywhere, maybe I get a little to pasionate about things.

Anyway I love a movie where I have no idea what will happen or even if I do I am dead wrong,
Quentin tarintino is a movie god,

Usual Suspects fav movie ever, I could barely sit still when he gets into the car at the end, had to stop myself from clapping in the cinema, loved it.
If you have not seen it and don't know the ending you must, repeat must see it never heard a bad review.

andrewgrazier · 19-01-2006, 12:50 PM

people who watch this movie just watch it for the people in it
No one really cares if its good or not. it still sells because its got two tools in it which everyone loves.

pr1mo · 19-01-2006, 04:01 PM

haha dunno bout worst movie. but the best movie in my 140+ collection is a movie called the tunnel from germany.

Nate · 19-01-2006, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skippy

Sure are all entitled to our own opinions but your all wrong!!! don't you see !!!!
how can you not!!!!! your all wrong wrong I tell you,
Bahh I geuss I shall have to put this down as partly due to when I was watching it cause I wasn't in the mood I guess,
I was sorta expecting atleast 1 person to agree with me about the Smiths but not as yet not on here or anywhere, maybe I get a little to pasionate about things.

Anyway I love a movie where I have no idea what will happen or even if I do I am dead wrong,
Quentin tarintino is a movie god,

Usual Suspects fav movie ever, I could barely sit still when he gets into the car at the end, had to stop myself from clapping in the cinema, loved it.
If you have not seen it and don't know the ending you must, repeat must see it never heard a bad review.

tahts what makes being australia so great ... everyone has there own opinions and can express them

... and yes tarintino is cool ... i dont know if it is because its so good or jsut so different!

boostedbatman · 20-01-2006, 12:32 AM

Has anyone ever been able to sit through all of You Cant Stop The Murders

Rupewrecht · 20-01-2006, 12:54 AM

LOL yes! I watched that when it was on SBS (or was it ABC?) recently. Wasn't great, but wasn't unwatchable

17-01-2006, 01:07 PM	#1
skippy Resident Dissident Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ole Sydney Town Car: Alfa 156 TS Posts: 1,197 View Photos By: skippy	Worst MOVIE EVER = Mr and Mrs Smith I just have to put this is writing as if it will save one single person from seeing this absoulte piece of excrement, I will feel I have done said person a great great service. Please take my word for it, do not do it to yourself. This is without doubt the worst movie ever, not just edging out the former leader (master of disguises, with Garth from Wayne World) but entering a whole new world of crap movie. I think it is made worse that it stars renowned actors Anglie Jolie, Brad Pitt, and my name sake Vince Vaughan surely they could make any movie atleast passable, but no they fail misserably and I fell confident that later in life they will be more ashamed of this movie than any D or even T grade porn they did in their early years. Not that I blame them I blame the director who remains nameless on the cover to protect his identity. quote that came to mind repeatedly during the movie “another shotem up straiught from the hollywood cokkie cutter” And nothing could be more apt, this is without out doubt the most predictable movie I have ever seen not one no not one surprise, Oh not true, I was surprised by the family minivan that was giving the bmw M3s a good running, but other than that not a thing. I challenge anyone to name a worse movie,

17-01-2006, 01:29 PM	#3
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	I'm ashamed to admit i've seen Master of Disguise. in my defence, it wasn't my choice though. __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

17-01-2006, 03:15 PM	#5
Nate Pandaspeed Racing Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Brisney Land Car: BG SP Posts: 4,170 View Photos By: Nate	I didnt mind mr and mrs smith ... bit of action, had a followable storyline and lots of explosions. Besides who goes to the movies to watch them yeah a family van shouldnt be giving the bmws a hard time but then again your fully sik checker plate floor shouldnt fall out when you blow a head gasket and im pretty sure i have never seen an evo do 100 in reverse! every movie has them and to the general punter that has no idea about cars its probably half believable! anyway i she has been tomb raided now so aleast you wonthave to put up with a move from her for a while skippy! worst movie ever - redline, australian wannabe fast and the furious movie ... its so bad its funny! __________________ Life would be straight without twisties STOCK AS A ROCKET! •motor sport is dangerous and that accidents causing harm can and do happen and may happen to me. I accept the conditions of, and acknowledge the risks arising from, attending or participating in the event and being provided with the event services by CAMS and the Associated Entities I THINK I AM N2! Last edited by Nate; 17-01-2006 at 03:19 PM.

17-01-2006, 07:19 PM	#7
ssman AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: carlton, NSW Posts: 438 View Photos By: ssman	i just wasted 800mb of downloads.....mmm but i have not watched it yet though __________________

17-01-2006, 09:06 PM	#9
Laser the Amazer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Wollongong Posts: 559	I have seen it and feel I have seen worse movies Rob __________________ what do u write here again???

17-01-2006, 01:11 PM	#2
Mad Mat HONEYWELL REPRESENT Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Salisbury - Inner City Car: 1997 BA Hardtop - Had a 2003 BJii J48 Sport20, and 2x bg SOHC astina hatches Posts: 5,011 View Photos By: Mad Mat	the manson family. i watch the first 30 mins and just got borded because it was just like a porno. that is the worst movie ever. thank god i rented it.

17-01-2006, 02:53 PM	#4
skippy Resident Dissident Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ole Sydney Town Car: Alfa 156 TS Posts: 1,197 View Photos By: skippy	My girl friend hired Mr and Mrs Smith, she thought I would like it, yes we shall discuss that when I get home. Master of disguises A mate got a burnt copy of it even before anyone had even heard of it, so yeah cool brand spanking new movie with the guy from Waynes world (one of my fav movies), was stocked had like 5 mates round to our place all looking forward to it. As a recall this what we where watching when a massive rumble started in our lounge room ending up with two broken coffee tables (one glass), many bruised people and one mate (the starter of this rumble) knocked out in the hall way.

17-01-2006, 04:49 PM	#6
skippy Resident Dissident Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ole Sydney Town Car: Alfa 156 TS Posts: 1,197 View Photos By: skippy	the thing is usually ** movies have ** actors, but this move has good actors, And you may not recall that the minivan keeps up with the M3s while in reverse as well.

17-01-2006, 07:56 PM	#8
MeFo AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ballarat Car: Astina GT Posts: 355 View Photos By: MeFo	lol @ Manson Family! I agree with Mad Mat.

18-01-2006, 10:23 AM	#11
MrShadow Senior Time-waster Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Airborne somewhere in Aus... Car: 2005 SP23 Hatch Posts: 1,779 View Photos By: MrShadow	Biker Boyz rates as one of the wrost movies ever. The only thing that made Mr & Mrs Smith slightly bareable was the one-liners they throw at each other. As for Biker Boyz... gah! Even the previews are enough to make me want to gouge out my eyes, cut off my ears and hang, draw and qauter myself. Oh, and where can I get that people mover they were in? If it can keep up with M3's after having the crap shot out of it, imagine what it could do if it were well looked after!!!! Zoom Zoom! __________________ Gimme a caffeine drip and I'll be right.... Confuscias say "man who go to sleep with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger"

18-01-2006, 10:51 AM	#12
woofy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Melbourne Car: Race Blue RS Octavia hatch, Black Santa Fe Elite Posts: 826 View Photos By: woofy	Mr and Mrs Smith was pretty normal, not good not extremely bad. Try Elektra! I saw a russian vampire movie late last yr which I can't remember the name of, but it was good, it has two more yet. If you ever want to know whether a movie was/is good go to rottontomatoes.com I purposely didn't check Elektra there cause I had a feeling it would be bad and my wife had already said to someone we would go, it sucked..got home checked RT and it was averaging 2% there....

18-01-2006, 11:05 AM	#13
ROB-80E Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SE QLD, Australia Car: Turbo BG Astina Posts: 792 View Photos By: ROB-80E	What a coinsidence....My g.f actually hired this last night for us to watch too...and honestly, I quite enjoyed it. I don't see where the problem is...there was funny bits with action. I'd go as far to say I'd have rated it a 7 out of 10. :P On second thoughts...maybe it was just me imagining where i'd want those lips of Angelina's................................ __________________ BG Astina + GTR conversion + Microtech ECU + FMIC + 3" pipes and Exhaust x 21psi boost = 12.168 to the power of 326whp Last edited by ROB-80E; 18-01-2006 at 11:07 AM.

18-01-2006, 11:33 AM	#14
BigMal 1ST BA TURBO MEMBER Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sydney Car: BA Astina Turbo Posts: 4,195 View Photos By: BigMal	Have you watched any Segal movies recently they are getting worse and worse not that they were great to start with but Black Dawn would have to be the worse. My alltime worst movie that I can remember was an Aus flick "Undead" which was some boonies vampire movie with a guy with a double shotgun. Saw 20 mins and that was it. __________________ If you want wind in your hair add a Hairdryer !!!

19-01-2006, 12:42 PM	#15
skippy Resident Dissident Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ole Sydney Town Car: Alfa 156 TS Posts: 1,197 View Photos By: skippy	Sure are all entitled to our own opinions but your all wrong!!! don't you see !!!! how can you not!!!!! your all wrong wrong I tell you, Bahh I geuss I shall have to put this down as partly due to when I was watching it cause I wasn't in the mood I guess, I was sorta expecting atleast 1 person to agree with me about the Smiths but not as yet not on here or anywhere, maybe I get a little to pasionate about things. Anyway I love a movie where I have no idea what will happen or even if I do I am dead wrong, Quentin tarintino is a movie god, Usual Suspects fav movie ever, I could barely sit still when he gets into the car at the end, had to stop myself from clapping in the cinema, loved it. If you have not seen it and don't know the ending you must, repeat must see it never heard a bad review.

19-01-2006, 12:50 PM	#16
andrewgrazier Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: newcastle Posts: 586 View Photos By: andrewgrazier	people who watch this movie just watch it for the people in it No one really cares if its good or not. it still sells because its got two tools in it which everyone loves.

19-01-2006, 04:01 PM	#17
pr1mo I MUST STOP MAKING STUPID POSTS! Yet I keep on making them. And I wonder why I get banned? Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: DansVille Car: auto Posts: 4,326	haha dunno bout worst movie. but the best movie in my 140+ collection is a movie called the tunnel from germany.

20-01-2006, 12:32 AM	#19
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20-01-2006, 12:54 AM	#20
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	LOL yes! I watched that when it was on SBS (or was it ABC?) recently. Wasn't great, but wasn't unwatchable __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1