funniest thing you've heard lately? - Page 3

ABC · 08-05-2003, 04:00 PM

C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me!!!

Can't wait for the matrix - only 8 days to go!!! :shock:

Trav · 08-05-2003, 04:06 PM

andy - have you checked out all the animtrix stuff??

http://www.theanimatrix.com/

I'm counting it down too!!!!

ABC · 08-05-2003, 04:14 PM

Gotta love the work broadband connection

Knew it was out there, just didn't know where - Thanks Trav! 8)

Trav · 08-05-2003, 04:30 PM

as i was just bragin to Dan at lunch today - I work for RMIT and we use waht is called aarnet, and belong to an australian university network, and have a dedicated optus fibre line from melbourne to Sydney.

I can't see the end of our bandwidth....

ABC · 08-05-2003, 04:35 PM

<----- Cranky Granny with two fingers I give to you and your football field sized bandwidth. 8)

Rupewrecht · 08-05-2003, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trav

as i was just braggin to Dan at lunch today

hahah our 3-and-a-half hour lunch! LMAO

KittyKatSmack · 08-05-2003, 04:39 PM

so what do any of you know about DIVX movies...

or should I ask, can any of you get recent DIVX movies?

now that we can play them on the modded X Box.. er did I say Modded, er I mean't er modeled er...

bugger

we lost our DIVX source recently ~ long story.......

not my fault of course, am a good kitty... except of course when I'm

*tada* Bad Bad Kitty
But that's another story....

lol

Trav · 08-05-2003, 05:09 PM

@KittyKS: is that when you are bannished to your own litter box? :P

@Dan: Yes - 3.5hr lunch was good...

@Andy: Bandwidth sort of resembles the MCG at the moment football ground with one side of the stand missing - lots and lots of bandwidth bwhahahahahahah

KittyKatSmack · 08-05-2003, 05:14 PM

He didn't answer, hmmmmmmmm

neatly avoided the question, hmmmmmmmm

interesting, very interesting!

CityEnd · 12-05-2003, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trav

andy - have you checked out all the animtrix stuff??

i went to watch animatrix at the cinema on sat, it was boring for like the first 1hr and 41mins (well not completely). until it showed "final flight of the osiris" man that was so freaken mad!!!! it was only 9mins long, but it was the best 9mins ever..

even though it was only CG, i still couldn't help but drool. =)~~~

kittykatsmack: u can download divx movies from the net, using programs such as emule, kazza, winmx.. hm can't remember the other names.

divx is an opensource compression format... compressing large dvd quality movies into well a smaller file size without losing much quality

there is also Xvid(divx spelt backwards) being developed...

(btw, sorry for the huge image, but i think it is needed to get my point acrossed

)

CityEnd · 12-05-2003, 04:48 AM

hm... keeping with the thread, not so what i read, but something i saw which was a bit funny in a sick kind of way....

check out this pic full moon

BigMal · 12-05-2003, 02:32 PM

I thought the idea was to add extra horsepower under the bonnet.

Maybe they shouldn't be driving if they didn't see that coming.

Mal :lol:

Rupewrecht · 12-05-2003, 02:42 PM

"Congratulation on your purchase of the new Honda Horsefloat VTiR"

MrShadow · 12-05-2003, 05:04 PM

Wow, amazing... :shock: :shock:

KittyKatSmack · 12-05-2003, 05:08 PM

Quote:

kittykatsmack: u can download divx movies from the net, using programs such as emule, kazza, winmx.. hm can't remember the other names.

divx is an opensource compression format... compressing large dvd quality movies into well a smaller file size without losing much quality

there is also Xvid(divx spelt backwards) being developed...

LOL, I know what it is, we have about 200 - 300 of them already, no....

what I mean't was, can you get them because my source has dried up.

I want some more movies please?

:wink:

Sandyman · 12-05-2003, 08:19 PM

the horse: ouch!

nasty. funny for a second then you see the seriousness. eeeeeeeeee.

CityEnd · 15-05-2003, 01:39 AM

http://www.caraudioaustralia.com/ubb...c;f=6;t=005902

got rice?

sik astina · 15-05-2003, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CityEnd

http://www.caraudioaustralia.com/ubb...c;f=6;t=005902

got rice?

:roll: ROFL :lol: , as if u will do that! :lol: :lol:

Toyboy · 27-07-2003, 06:13 PM

This is a letter i got off another forum,its a crack up :lol:

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:-

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just
too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the
picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky.

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellw Marines for any snapshots
they could spare of their girlfreinds, sisters ex-girlfriends, aunts,
cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the
other pictures of the pretty girls he has collected from his buddies. There
were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note...

Dear Becky,
I'm sorry, but I can't remember who you are. Please take your picture from
the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky.

Sandyman · 27-07-2003, 09:24 PM

good one man.

08-05-2003, 04:00 PM	#41
ABC Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canberra Posts: 625 View Photos By: ABC	C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me!!! Can't wait for the matrix - only 8 days to go!!! :shock: __________________ ABC - Andy 1996 Manual V6 Noble Green Hatch FS: $11,500 1992 Manual SOHC Red BG Hatch

08-05-2003, 04:06 PM	#42
Trav AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dixons Creek VIC AU Car: 1995 BA Astina Posts: 370 View Photos By: Trav	andy - have you checked out all the animtrix stuff?? http://www.theanimatrix.com/ I'm counting it down too!!!! __________________ If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, then perhaps you have misunderstood the situation

08-05-2003, 04:14 PM	#43
ABC Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canberra Posts: 625 View Photos By: ABC	Gotta love the work broadband connection Knew it was out there, just didn't know where - Thanks Trav! 8) __________________ ABC - Andy 1996 Manual V6 Noble Green Hatch FS: $11,500 1992 Manual SOHC Red BG Hatch

08-05-2003, 04:30 PM	#44
Trav AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dixons Creek VIC AU Car: 1995 BA Astina Posts: 370 View Photos By: Trav	as i was just bragin to Dan at lunch today - I work for RMIT and we use waht is called aarnet, and belong to an australian university network, and have a dedicated optus fibre line from melbourne to Sydney. I can't see the end of our bandwidth.... __________________ If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, then perhaps you have misunderstood the situation

08-05-2003, 04:35 PM	#45
ABC Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canberra Posts: 625 View Photos By: ABC	<----- Cranky Granny with two fingers I give to you and your football field sized bandwidth. 8) __________________ ABC - Andy 1996 Manual V6 Noble Green Hatch FS: $11,500 1992 Manual SOHC Red BG Hatch

08-05-2003, 04:39 PM	#47
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	so what do any of you know about DIVX movies... or should I ask, can any of you get recent DIVX movies? now that we can play them on the modded X Box.. er did I say Modded, er I mean't er modeled er... bugger we lost our DIVX source recently ~ long story....... not my fault of course, am a good kitty... except of course when I'm tada Bad Bad Kitty But that's another story.... lol

08-05-2003, 05:09 PM	#48
Trav AstinaGT Regular Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dixons Creek VIC AU Car: 1995 BA Astina Posts: 370 View Photos By: Trav	@KittyKS: is that when you are bannished to your own litter box? :P @Dan: Yes - 3.5hr lunch was good... @Andy: Bandwidth sort of resembles the MCG at the moment football ground with one side of the stand missing - lots and lots of bandwidth bwhahahahahahah __________________ If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, then perhaps you have misunderstood the situation

08-05-2003, 05:14 PM	#49
KittyKatSmack Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Car: Mazda Posts: 3,961	He didn't answer, hmmmmmmmm neatly avoided the question, hmmmmmmmm interesting, very interesting!

12-05-2003, 04:48 AM	#51
CityEnd Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Melbourne Car: . Posts: 915	hm... keeping with the thread, not so what i read, but something i saw which was a bit funny in a sick kind of way.... check out this pic full moon

12-05-2003, 02:32 PM	#52
BigMal 1ST BA TURBO MEMBER Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sydney Car: BA Astina Turbo Posts: 4,195 View Photos By: BigMal	I thought the idea was to add extra horsepower under the bonnet. Maybe they shouldn't be driving if they didn't see that coming. Mal :lol: __________________ If you want wind in your hair add a Hairdryer !!!

12-05-2003, 02:42 PM	#53
Rupewrecht Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: melb.vic.au Car: AZ-1, Astina Hardtop Turbo, BJ Protege, Beetle Posts: 16,525 View Photos By: Rupewrecht	"Congratulation on your purchase of the new Honda Horsefloat VTiR" __________________ jdmparts.rupewrecht.com Sourcing your not-quite-overnight parts from Japan WRECHT--\|--SLOWTEGE--\|--BEETLE--\|--SUBSTITUTE--\|--AZ-1

12-05-2003, 05:04 PM	#54
MrShadow Senior Time-waster Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Airborne somewhere in Aus... Car: 2005 SP23 Hatch Posts: 1,779 View Photos By: MrShadow	Wow, amazing... :shock: :shock: __________________ Gimme a caffeine drip and I'll be right.... Confuscias say "man who go to sleep with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger"

12-05-2003, 08:19 PM	#56
Sandyman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newcastle Posts: 879	the horse: ouch! nasty. funny for a second then you see the seriousness. eeeeeeeeee. __________________ Vulnerant omnes, ultima necat. All of them wound, the last one kills.

15-05-2003, 01:39 AM	#57
CityEnd Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Melbourne Car: . Posts: 915	http://www.caraudioaustralia.com/ubb...c;f=6;t=005902 got rice?

27-07-2003, 06:13 PM	#59
Toyboy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: nsw Car: Ba Astina Posts: 1,113	Dear john letter This is a letter i got off another forum,its a crack up :lol: A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:- Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky. The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellw Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfreinds, sisters ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he has collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note... Dear Becky, I'm sorry, but I can't remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky. __________________ "Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time."

27-07-2003, 09:24 PM	#60
Sandyman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newcastle Posts: 879	good one man. __________________ Vulnerant omnes, ultima necat. All of them wound, the last one kills.

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